| 1. | sub-tropical chode theory | ||
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Sub-Tropical Chode Theory is the theory that the closer one is to the tropical or equatorial areas of the earth the sweatier his chode will be.
Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°) Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere. Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace." Dude it's hot down here. My chode's been sweating like a fat man at a theme park.
If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando. A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida. |
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| 2. | Gerst | ||
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(V) 1. To sweat excessively regardless of temperature. 2. To spill beer often. Man, it's December and you're in shorts. Why are you Gersting so hard?
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