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in reference to the submarine rule of 'sub-safe,' which is the policy of keeping any holes in the boat plugged to prevent flooding, as well as stowing all loose items in secure locations. Also a joke amongst submariners about three guys on one girl, such that all "holes are plugged" "We sub-safed the XO's wife."
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| 2. | police fundraiser | ||
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A group of cop cars or motorcycles on the side of a large roadway; usually not a highway but a mainstreet with a large gap between the nearest traffic lights; who have a radar pointing about a mile down the roadway. One of the officers will step into the middle of the road ahead and direct the speeding vehicle to the breakdown lane, or if the vehicle has passed, will chase it down in the police car.
Usually the purpose of this event is to get cheap tickets out of people doing 5 miles over the speed limit. This works well since wealthier people tend to have powerful luxury cars which can go very fast without them even realizing it. While claiming to be 'keeping the roads safe', they are merely looking for a cheap buck out of hardworking individuals. Driving in a straight line a little to fast isn't as dangerous as the assholes who switch lanes aggressively, cut faster moving traffic off, and tailgate. These pigs should be out patrolling, looking for aggressive drivers. Of course, if you're driving an expensive car, you'll get pulled over for being the victim. The cops sat in the breakdown lane with a radar, scamming people going 5-10 MPH over in order to get a quick buck for the local police station. Meanwhile, a shitbox Honda cuts off my Lexus, and the cop 5 carlengths infront of him slams his brakes (real safe move asshole), gets behind me and pulls ME over for tailgating (as if he could have assessed from that far ahead). I appealed that scam easily and got off free when the pig didnt even show up at the appeal hearing... but next time I won't be so lucky since I'm foolish enough to drive a car worth more than that pig's annual earnings.
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| 3. | blaps | ||
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A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.
Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps". This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public. "i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"
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| 4. | ssc | ||
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Safe, Sane, Consensual. A BDSM catchphrase; if a sexual act is safe, sane and consensual, then it's ok. Dom seeks sub for BDSM play. Always SSC.
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| 5. | love hina | ||
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Love Hina is a 14 Volume manga about a 20 year old ronin (test retaker) Keitaro. When he was a little kid, 14 years, he and an unknown girl promised to go to Tokyo University together. Motivated still by that promise, he tried to get into the school but failed twice already. He got kicked out of his home, and has no money left. He is also unattractive and never had any girlfriend in his life. A loser, really. But out of the blue, his elder tells him to be the manager at Hinata Inn, only when he goes there, it is an all-girl dormitory...while they're in the Hot Springs.
There's several girls living there, including the sly Mitsune, the kendo girl Motoko, and Naru. The main story focuses on Naru and Keitaru, and feelings that forms between them over time, and Keitaru wondering if Naru really is that girl from the past. There's too much good to say about it, you need to read it. I highly reccommend it to anyone. You better be sure your parents are not in the same room when you are reading this, it could get pretty...mature at times. It never goes too far, and it's always for humour, but just to be safe... Don't bother watching the anime, it's a sub-par adaptation. It's good on it's own, I guess, but certainly not in correlation with the manga.
"Pervert!" - Naru |
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| 6. | wollongong | ||
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A main city in Australia used to be a nice safe place for Aussies to relax and surf.
Now over crowded with dirty wogs like lebs and masos, Who think there the "Shit" because they cant fight unless there in a pack and drive around in ricers. "Fucking lebs chased my ass down the other day in town for 30c just because im Aussie"
"Omg sick bro see my new sub at south beach" |
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| 7. | submissive | ||
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A male/female who is sexually submissive to their Master/Dom by choice. The "GIFT" if submission is earned by respect it's not just given. Safe, sane and consensual submissive.
Characterizes the acceptable play within the SM community: players adhere to safety precautions within their activities, do not participate in practices that will injure their partners (mentally or physically), and obtain consent by negotiating scenes and scene related activities before carrying them out. |
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