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Swartzing 

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.
"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"
Swartzing by Heavyweight July 31, 2008
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suarez-ing 

When you nibble on someone as a form of foreplay. (See Luis Suarez)
Baby, don't be mad, I was just Suarez-ing a little.
suarez-ing by suarezing June 25, 2014
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suaveying 

Act of touching one's self in school thru a hole in one's jeans
ohhhhh......yaaa.....im suaveying......
suaveying by SneakyChode January 29, 2009

suarez-ing 

When you nibble on someone as a form of foreplay. (See Luis Suarez)
Baby, don't be mad, I was just Suarez-ing a little.
suarez-ing by suarezing June 25, 2014
I am a dumbass who date guys with small dicks
I am a dumbass because I spelt sharing as shareing”
shareing by DumbRoast69 June 3, 2018

stareing 

looking at you constantly without ceasing
That bitch is stareing a hole right through me.
stareing by Zanos June 16, 2005
Something sure, doesn’t happen, but will happen in the future.
Bro: Do you think Manchester City will win the next game against Liverpool?
Me: Yeah, that’s a sureling.
Sureling by AfroKayDee November 24, 2023