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A speech made in years 7, 8, 9 and 10 of an Oxfordshire school. People spend time on them and generally find them to be the single worst experience of their life. Watching them is perhaps one of the most tedious exercises anyone can participate in with the rare exception of a good speech, such as those made by many year 10 students in Spring 2010.
Did you hear McGazza's syson ? It was epic.
Goetz scared me with his syson.
Mark's syson was on the moon landings being faked. What an idiothole!
Syson by McGazza May 29, 2010
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styloning 

(Arcade fighting games)
Style oning; Style-oning;

1. Provocation of a losing opponent via in-game taunts, repetetive actions or similar risky moves in order to impose one's own fearlessness or technical superiority.

2. Showboating.
That Feng player keeps styloning Knee.
styloning by meowtymology March 10, 2018
one of the most amazing friend you'll ever have
he's loyal and kind but will mess with you when he has a chance

he's kinda a nerd but talk about manga and anime or video games he can rant on
'why can't you be more like that guy shyson'
shyson by ReaperGamesINC44 January 11, 2018
Skyson is spicy
skyson by Meself!!!!] May 15, 2018
you so shyson
shyson by sexylady616 December 21, 2019

Styroned 

The fine art of approaching random people in public with the intent of accomplishing ones personal goal but rather pissing off everyone around.

On the receiving end of one's "Pissed off-ness'

The undeniable attempt to talk to someone who immediately tells you to fuck off and die.
"I approached the gate agent to ask a questions she Styroned me"
Styroned by ricsne2010 January 12, 2020