Top Definition
An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.
Andy caught a fatty sturgeon yesterday.
by steelheader April 07, 2008
Another name for a long hard penis.
O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?
by the voice of the common cock September 27, 2010
Sturgeon: A fresh and saltwater fish with diamond shaped scales. diamondsides = nickname. "Whites" get bigger than "greens", but mostly you can't catch whites. Bottom feeders by design, hard to catch fun to play on a line.
My friends wife hooked a sturgeon but had never seen one. She pulled it up to the boat, took one look at it, screamed, threw the pole in the water, and jumped to the other side of the boat almost in tears. She did set the hook though.
by millwoody4x4 August 26, 2005
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk
"Crista, I ordered you a Sturgeon from the bartender."
by The Fresh Princess November 13, 2009
A really big, firm turd. One thats been brewing up over night, a couple of days or maybe even weeks. It is common for a big sturgeon to smell bad.
Oh man!, I just took the biggest sturgeon!, or far out I need to take a really big sturgeon!
by Jack McMack April 19, 2011
A wildly errant throw that typically results in an object or body part being broken. Often times the thrower will foreshadow the errant throw by bellowing out a curse word or phrase.
Mac had to be rushed to the hospital after he took a sturgeon of his chin. or The window was broken after he sturgeoned the toss.
by Matsui January 12, 2006
A common North American fish.
"Bob, let me tell you something: About the only thing I can think of that would be less tolerable than another term under George Bush is - no, wait, I can think of a bunch of things, um... but... uh... one particular thing that I can think of that would be more tolerable... I mean less tolerable... no, more... no less - yeah, cause almost anything would be tolerable... like a lap dance... but, uh, one that would be less tolerable would be to be beaten repeatedly about the loins with a sturgeon."
by MarkusRTK February 12, 2004
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