a fucked up hat that looks like shit on your head.
one that should never have been bought or sold in the first place.
one that should never have been bought or sold in the first place.
by J-BOMB January 26, 2004
Technically known as "trapper hats" or "bomber hats"
Stupid hats are usually lined with fur (real or fake) and have flaps that hang over the ears and can be tied up over the head.
Usually worn by aging hipsters, hunters, college students, and obnoixious teenaged girls.
Stupid hats are usually lined with fur (real or fake) and have flaps that hang over the ears and can be tied up over the head.
Usually worn by aging hipsters, hunters, college students, and obnoixious teenaged girls.
Ew, did you see what our philoshophy teacher was wearing?" "Yeah, he's such an old hipster. I hate stupid hats. lolol
by Nosyarg9 November 2, 2010
One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Vampira Andres November 29, 2022