| 1. | Tie game | ||
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The reason why Americans hate football (soccer) because every other freakin' sport over hear (even golf for christs sake!) has some sort of tie breaker. In a football match where guys will kick a ball around for an hour and a half and do NOTHING, they will slump off the field in a 0-0 tie. Who the hell wants to watch that? No one! We Americans happen to have very short attention spans (hell, that's why we invented tivo) we want to see ACTION. Which is why we like basketball, american football, and lacrosse. Don't get me wrong, soccer is a great game to play and watch, but it does get very dull in a tie game. :P European: Did you watch the soccer/football game last night?
Normal American: No, I played video games. Who won? European: uhhhhhh they tied Normal American: Score? European: (embarrassed) zero zero Normal American: Ha! glad I didn't watch that! *mumbles* stupid sport. No one likes a tie game. |
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| 2. | planking | ||
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A stupid "sport" invented by Australians, it involves lying on your stomach while holding a plank form. This is often attempted in dangerous places to prove that this lame sport is not so lame. A few people have died, yet people still go crazy for this "sport". Kangaroo Australian: Hey lets go planking on dangerous things.
Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things? Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport" |
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| 3. | lacrosse | ||
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best sport ever
if ur good u can get into any college u want even if you are partially retarded since no one plays it should be the national passtime cause it was invented by native ameruicans who were here first....and its not gay all the people saying it's gay obiviously play baseball or have no athletic ability/ cant run for their lives the uk lacrosse IS gay...what about the uk isnt?.... but WE DONT LIVE IN THE UK stupid kid: lacrosse is so gay cause its played by lebiens in the uk so im gonna go home and sit on my fat ass like a good little american
nomal kid: u are the stupidest fattest thing i have ever seen and if u played lacrosse u could drop 60 lb in a week go to a D-1 school and possibly have a girlfriend..... |
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| 4. | lacrosse | ||
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best sport ever
if ur good u can get into any college u want even if you are partially retarded since no one plays it should be the national passtime cause it was invented by native ameruicans who were here first....and its not gay all the people saying it's gay obiviously play baseball or have no athletic ability/ cant run for their lives the uk lacrosse IS gay...what about the uk isnt?.... but WE DONT LIVE IN THE UK stupid kid: lacrosse is so gay cause its played by lebiens in the uk so im gonna go home and sit on my fat ass like a good little american
nomal kid: u are the stupidest fattest thing i have ever seen and if u played lacrosse u could drop 60 lb in a week go to a D-1 school and possibly have a girlfriend..... |
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| 5. | NASCAR | ||
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The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun. |
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| 6. | SHAG STUPID | ||
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To have sexual intercourse and cause a person (mainly a woman) to explode with so much pleasure that she don't know where she is and all she wants is more! She has been Shag Stupid and still wants more.
Could also mean to beat a person at :a game; sport or in a fight. (1) In a sexual way (to shag stupid):
(a) Man says to a woman, "I'm going to shag you stupid tonite!!" (b) Woman says, "yeah right." Dismissively. The night comes and the man starts to shag the woman. Four hours later when the man spunks up in her and she is wet as fuck and will be sore as fuck in the morning (which is probably now). She still wants more! As if she hasn't had enough: this is shagged stupid as she is stupid now! (2) To beat a person at game or sport. (a)I bent over the goal keeper and fuck him up the arse. (Meaning that the goal keeper couldn't handle the shots being played at him) Their team were shagged stupid. The idea above is that the team victorious were superior in fitness, skill and strength and the other team were so overwhelmed with this that they looked stupid while playing. They have been shagged stupid so to speak. |
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| 7. | cheerleading | ||
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if you think this is a sport, you're an idiot. it is not a sport. cheerleading is when a group of screaming whores do cheers, moves, and lift each other up. cheerleading is so unathletic that they do a cheer for about 3 minutes and then they're done. a fat kid can run 5 minutes on a treadmill and it'd still be more athletic then cheerleading. thats how stupid and pointless it is. it is not a sport. if you're a girl, and you want to get into sports, then you should try basketball, that's a REAL SPORT. cheerleading is gay period. "cheerleading is not a sport."
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