MSN stands for "My Stupid Neighbour". My Stupid Neighbour, puts you in contact with that stupid bitch next door through the interwebs. AH THE SWEET AGONY!

My Stupid Neighbour was spawned onto the world by the evil Microsoft Labs. Microsoft Labs is famous for creating My Stupid Neighbour(TM), Turd, Failure, of course we can't forget Interweb Stalker 5.0. Everyone loves Interweb Stalker 5.0!

The msn madness minute is a very amusing, annoying (for the recipients) game for two or more msn users.

It is initiated by a 2-3 person conversation whereby each person adds every online contact they have, creating one mega-convo. This is followed by fast, erratic postings of words in capitals such as 'PENIS' and 'DILDO' and 'MMM COCK' and 'FUCK SHIT CUNT' etc... and often includes adding pornographic images and moving emoticons to spam and disgust the added people.

It is called the msn madness minute, because almost every time either all the people will leave (the online people anyway) or msn will crash and burn due to the insane ammount of people added to one convo.

The glory that is the msn madness minute is reinforced by the fact that it is not able to determine who started it, as well as which people added who, but one can summise that the person yelling 'DICKS AND TITTIES' probably had something to do with it (although some people who have been added give there two-cents worth!).

One last idea for the madness minute is of course to pretend you are someone else by changing your display name. In a conversation that might be 40 people strong, saying 'look guys, ive added you all to give you some really important information --- im gay'. The stupid fucks that believe you will no doubt spread this and hopefully the real person has to deal with it (LOL).

One who has currently done or SAID something stupid and/or retarded.

Some stupid thing that people go onto to take time out of their dull, lifeless lives.....something with emoticons, and something to use to talk to your best friends girlfriend, making her feel jealous, because she lives in a different time zone....mwahahaha

(N). "U got MSN?"

One of the many dreaded phrases uttered by 11 year old children on chat rooms who, for some reason, feel the need to exchange e-mail addresses with other young, stupid strangers to "cyber" with them on another online talk service, "MSN" being their "weapon of choice"

Acronym for MicroSoft Network, a Microsoft service with E-Mail, IM and a web browser. You are registered with an E-Mail adress that ends with hotmail.com or msn.com.

1. Money Sucking Nazi. Virus prone piece of crap used by all the dumb asses in the world.

2. Many Shitty Nights. Many shitty nights of cleaning up viruses because people are too goddamm stupid. They see an attached file called "This-is-a-virus.exe" and say "Duh, should I click on it?".