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someone who has been a housewife for many years and they have become fat and unattractive, even if they used to be thin and attractive. They no longer knows what is going on in the outside world so become incredibly self centred and believe that their non existant problems actually matter. So are very boring, ugly and fat. If their husband has any sense, will get a divorce.
guy 1: dude his mum is so not a milf
guy 2: no shes a total stupid housewife
guy 1: guess we will have to find a new house to hang out in!

My wife has become a total stupid housewife, im filing for divorce so i can get a new model!
by aloysha April 26, 2009

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