| 1. | emo hair | ||
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Emo hair is a collection of variations of the angular, backward mullet, (esotericaly known as the "hypotenuse"). Emo hair style is also known as the "Swoosh," and should deliberately be associated with the slang adjective "Swish." Almost always black (dyed or natural), emo hair has the unique ablility to make its adherents brain-damaged to the point where they believe looking like others constitutes being unique. A squared plus B squared equals the C squared hypotenuse of all those emo-clones' emo hair.
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| 2. | boo coo | ||
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A hair style that resembles a giant beehive covered in Elmer's glue that has been rolled on an unswept floor of a barber shop. >Jan Crouch's hair is fucking boo coo.
>>I don't think it's that bad. >Don't be gay. |
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| 3. | boo coo | ||
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A hair style that resembles a giant beehive covered in Elmer's glue that has been rolled on an unswept floor of a barber shop. >Jan Crouch's hair is fucking boo coo.
>>I don't think it's that bad. >Don't be gay. |
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| 4. | Little Dutch Boy | ||
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A common haircut among young male teen-agers. This is when the hair grows over the eyes and restricts vision. The young person then has a barber cut only the part obstucting the view resulting in a helmet-like hair style that draws many rounds of laughter behind the person's back. look at that stupid cracka, come out of the barber shop, got his little dutch boy haircut goin on, that boy abouta get jumped. (laughs)
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| 5. | faisal | ||
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u all stupid punks, everyone knows the real meaning of faisal is a guy with realy good hair style. "Wowww, nice hair, you got a faisal hair style"
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| 6. | jockhawk | ||
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Kind of Mohawk worn by a jock. Most commonly a soccer player. Shaved sides, usually not very tall, and wider then normal mohawks, 3-4 inches wide. Maybe an inch long on top, rest of head completely shaven. It is a completely rad hair style. Soccer player 1: yo man im tired of my stupid hair
soccer player 2: hey! get a jockhawk! soccer player 1: good idea! |
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| 7. | Kenny G Style | ||
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Kenny G was a saxophone player that was pretty popular back in the 80's with housewives and middle aged women. He had long curly hair and was pretty corny and lame. When you use the term "Kenny G Style" you're basically calling someone lame or saying they are dressed poorly or in a dorky manner. You can also use it to implicate that you're going to be acting stupid or silly. "Man he just did that Kenny G Style."
"Dude his outfit is so Kenny G Style." "I'm gonna do it Kenny G Style." |
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