|988.||Resident Evil dick|
A rare, also extremely fanatic and inept fan of the otherwise-excellent Resident Evil game series, which is an awesome game, and most of its fans are pretty cool, but occuasionally there's the Resident Evil dick who is an extremist on the position of the first few games, but draws a line in the sand at Resident Evil 4, constantly moaning about how it doesn't have zombies, that the story isn't RE enough, and how its an embarrassment to the Resident Evil series, and usually go on the same way about Resident Evil 5.
As cool as the RE games prior to RE4 are, you can always count on the Resident Evil dicks, usually on Internet message boards, to be rude, inept and generally mean-spirited to anyone who basically isn't a nerd, and acts like their somewhat esoteric knowledge of things is supposed to be evident. Resident Evil dicks tned to act very cool, but are really nothing more than stereotypical nerds who complain about RE4 not being Re enough. Also like to randomly attack other people.
Resident Evil dick: "WAAA! RE4 doesn't have zombies, and the story isn't enugh like the originals! It should be the same damn thing, all the damn time! WAAA!!"
Normal RE fan: "Dude, it's all Resident Evil"
Resident Evil dick: "Shut up, stupid!"
Resident Evil dick: "Haa! LOL, you didn't know that Claire Redfield goes down a staircase in RE: Code Veronica that twists right and not left! What are you, retarded?!"
Normal RE fan: "That's pretty esoteric, not exactly common knowledge."
Resident Evil dick: "Shut up, stupid!!"
Normal RE fan: "Resident Evil series is awesome."
Resident Evil Dick: "Yeah, but not RE4!! It doesnt have real zombies LOL!!! WAAA!!!"
Normal RE fan: "You're an embarrassment to the fanbase, you know that, RE-dick?"
Resident Evil Dick: "I put you on ignore!!"
A person new to a online video games like Call of Duty or Halo. Usually think them selves better than other players but aren't good at the game. Annoying and stupid sometimes.
EXP player :Shut up you ******* Noob!!!!!!!
Noob: O my God thuck my cock!
The noob usually is a guy new to a game that is unpolite and thinks he pwnz that game.Most of time they use caps and scream stupid things that make no sense.Dont think of newbs,that are new players to a game but polite to others and more mature than noobs are and that usually dont use caps and scream.
Cornery:Cosmicray you go MainTank Sartharion?
Noob: WTFF!!!!1 WantEd to M41nTankzorrrrz S4rh!!C0000rn333ry u damn fcuking n000bzzz!!LOOOO000L!!1111`~~~~@@@@ LaawwLZZZZ LOLOLoololOlOlOlOlOllloooL 1337 7331 i pwn thizzz game!!LoooLLOLOLOLOLOLOL 1337
Joekicks:Campbell89 can you please stop killing the guys from your team?
Campbell89:S00rry5555 but i c4nt s33 gra55 ar0und.
Noob:U D4mn Fcu1ng dick-azz me didnt ask iu if iu wantz to boostz me i t0ld iu to bootz meh!LOoooLolooolLOOOoollOO~~~!11111!!@@@
Newb:I'm sorry if I'm asking to much but you could give me a boost somewhere?
1. A submachinegun used by the Nazis in WWII.
2. The most noobish weapon in Call of Duty: World at War. About 90% of the people that play that game use it and over half of them just spray with it. A true noob cannon.
1. My Grandfather owns an ol' MP40 from WWII. It still works!
Normal player: Oh my fucking god, put away that fucking MP40 you stupid nooby little faggot, there are other guns you know.
Noob: STFU!!!! I roxxors u n00b!!!!!1111 I KIxxked ur A@@!!@!!1111 I am 1337
A person, normally a girl, who has no life. They normally spend time taking random Myspace photos of themselves or making up stories to tell their friends later to sound cool. An Ambha usually thinks they are a really cool person, but they actually are just a poser.
Guy: That story was so stupid! She would do anything to sound cool.
Girl: I know! She's such an Ambha.
Kryptnit is a word meaning "fly or cool" mostly used by someone who would play a stupid game like w.o.w or something. Also, used when pissed off or angry at someone, but usually when angry at an object, if you say a person is kryptnit when angry your a douche.
"Dude, this is mad kryptnit"
"Kryptnit! God Dammit!"
A player who played a internet text based myspace game, who acted with such stupidity and ignorance his name became a insult to others.
1.) a stupid person
2.) a stupid descison
related to idiot
You're such a JR.
That is such a JR thing to do.
Dont be so JRish.