Gangsta is a fashion style. It's also a lifestlye choice. To be gangsta you dont nessicerily have to be un-intelligent, do drugs, live in poorbie houses, or treat women like they are your possesions rather then actual people! Most gangsta's are extreamly christian (despite some of the stuff they do)! Ignorant people think they are all hood and listen to rap. Well guess what! im gangsta. do you really think i sound stupid, drug addicted or poor!more...
yeah didnt think so.. so yawl can shut your fat mouths!
Gangsta's are the nicest people you will ever meet in your whole life! Just dont get on there bad side amd dont call them nigga's! Nigga is just an insulting term to describe balck people which originated back when balck people were in-slaved. So before you go judge people just ebcause they wear baggy cloths and hats to the side (which is actully really fashionable) maybey you should think about this. YOUR GAY! And usintg AIM or MSN is a great way of communicating.. and using slang words like u, r, rly, gy is a way of making typing faster if you are writing somthing really long.. and not everyone speakes like that! And people who are white and think they ar black are called wigga's.. gte your slang right before you come and say wha...
Contrary to belief, Ancient History is considered by many to be the greatest history to study. Its opposing history, Modern History, is apparently favoured by God--this is amusing as prehistoric people invented the belief of God.more...
Also, many supporters of Modern History have extremely small penises, as indicated by their historical figures. Take Hitler for example: Hitler was a fat minga who didn't even participate in World War II. All he was was a racist son of a bitch, standing behind a podium and ordering people around. Oh, and let's not forget that he fucked his niece and had a urine fetish.
Modern Historians usually try to discredit Ancient History by claiming that figures in ancient history were homosexual, such as the Spartans. Firstly, this is wrong. The Spartans had sex with both males and female s(How else would they have procreated?), so the correct term is 'bisexual': see, this is an example of the lack of research, arrogance and stupidity of modern historians. Secondly, homosexuality shouldn't be viewed as a bad thing. So what if someone is gay? That is their decision.
On the other hand, the people of ancient history were incredibly fit and healthy, unlike modern people. Let's take a look at Big Kev. Where is he now? Under the fucking dirt, that's where. The fat cunt died of obesity. A Spartan would have died on the battlefield, not from diabetes or high cholestrol, but from 21 million spears to the heart.
Modern historians also say that the stu...
an ugly, stupid, BITCH whose sole purpose in life is to produce bastard babies, and feels no remorse. She is a huge, herpes-infested slut, who can't take care of a kid. She resembles and is often mistaken for Godzilla. She admits to being a fat *HIPPO-crite *hypocrie and a cheater and a boyfriend stealer. She is a huge shit talker; you can avoid her because one feels an earth quake when she approaches. Her physique is nothing less than flabby, just like her vagina. She smells like all the ocean's dead, rotten, fungus-infested fish. And she's horribly grotesque. She's also envious of all, and it's no wonder why. Beware of this hairy beast, who also resembles Chewbacca (mostly because of her hairy back);
Siamese Pregnant Whale= Jessica
The reggaeton is a RITTIM (not music as some cockfags call it) that was originally born in PANAMA, it's derivated from an african music called "raggamuffin".more...
when the panama channel was under construction, many puerto ricans who worked there heared the raggamuffin, when they got back to puerto rico they teached the raggamuffin to everyone, in the year 1982 the reggaeton was invented IN PANAMA, but it was never too succesfull, however some years later the puertoricans who were back from panama and had listened to reggaeton, stole it from there and mix it with raggamuffin, causing the reggaeton to "evolutionate" into what it is today: a poor "music" that have the same rittims in all the song (PUM PURUM PUM PUM).
and if you read some stupid people deffinitions, they will try to defend of this fact saying "all the latin music have the same rittim" THAT IS NOT TRUE!
just something that an idiot invented to defend his pseudo-music.
95% of the reggaeton lyrics speak about wild sex (it even endure and condone sex among people who havent even reached the 15 years), getting drunk, going to "partys" and all that shit, the other 5% is still stupid, but at least not only about sex, however it speak of inmature love relationships, or things like that, making it really stupid.
the reggaeton have an even dumper dance called "perreo", derivated from the wild dog sex, you can see a dog fucking another dog, next day you see the same dog fucking OTHER dog, so the word perreo is like a s...
The Real P-Town is for Petaluma. Petaluma is a small town just north or sanfransico, and about 21mi away from the coast. We've been P-town for about 150 years not so FUCK YOU!!!! to all of you fags who claim your town is the real p-town. So Basically in Petaluma we have teenagers aimlessly walking the streets with nothing better to do but, smoke stogies, and weed. The teenage life here, consist of parties, getting arrested for not wearing a helmet( or something to that effect because the Petaluma PD is fucking retarded and has to pay for their dodged chargers and fancy speed radar, so they pry on small children by giving them citations, and tickets for doing really nothing at all.) We have an east side and a west side, like most respectable cities, but the west side is 10 times better than the east. and we also own one of the greatest things on earth, the phoenix theater were we get consistent visits from our favorite bands to fucking skank our leggs off too, the phenomanauts, toast machine, the devil makes three, oh and Andre nickatina for all the wanna be mexican gang bangers, and the real mexicans. oh and how can we forget about super hyphy? it's all fun and games till someone brings a gun, man. Our summer activities are, jumping into the infamous Petaluma rive-slue(if you want a penis to grow outta your head) putting soap in fountains ( which you may or may not gett arrested for), walking around downtown smoking cigarettes wondering what your lungs with look like in 20...more...
Also known as "heaven" a Kinder Bueno is the yummiest chocolate ever invented in the universe. Not only is a Kinder Bueno a form of chocolate, it can also be used as an anti-depressant. Once consumed Kinder Bueno's make people forget their life's troubles.
Olive: i gotta do my essay, im so FKD!!!!
Porky: do it you emo kid.
Olive: I cant though...im stupid!!!
Porky: settle down. Have a Bueno. *hands Olive an empty Kinder Bueno wrapper*
Olive: it's empty -(
Porky: LOL i know, i ate it.
Olive: oooooo that's why you're so happy... and fat -)
|182.||Delaura Middle School|
Delaura Middle School is home to it's mascot, the scottie dog. That may explain why the boys basketball team can't win one game. It apppears that they can't hire just one average person as a teacher. For one, some are lesbeans who check you out in the locker rooms, because they have a permed fro-hawk and can't find their own fro-hawked mate. Some teachers are emotional muslims who wear way to much smudged make-up which they apply every17 minutes.have 3-inch long arm hair, highlight their hair to hide their identity, cry when musliums arer made fun of, stare down students, and think they are wise in a greater power. Some are just plain out fat. They say how talking is distracting, but how can you focus when the floor is rumbling and fat is being shoved & jiggled in you face? Delaura considers the learning of flying paper airplanes important. They talk about setting good examples. Well the fat gym teachers have totally made an impact on my life. When i grow up i want to be just like them! And it's so great when they tell you to do push-ups and you ask them to demonstrate but they refuse. Delaura counts dance class as learning to do the italian jig. The faculty just loves to dress code because they hate seeing bra straps & being reminded of how small their wife's boobs are, or how big their man-boobs are. They don't let us wear flip flops beacause we will trip on the stairs. Do they really take us for that stupid? I have absolutely no idea why this 60-year building is even he...more...