| 1. | Boozey McLiver | ||
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1. A drunkard (I.E.- "Stupid Drunk Bastard") who games online, without thought to others who have to endure his general drunken retardation, the fact that he never shuts the hell up, and loves EVERYONE. 2. Anyone you know needing AA (Alcoholics Anonymous). Which would be everyone you know. 3. The coolest person to ever play Call of Duty: World at War. He is a legend.....in his own mind. 1- Dude, dig Boozey McLiver. You would think the dumbass would go HOME to get wasted instead of a curb, and a paper sack.....
2- Oh man. Boozey McLiver got on last night, and tore a new poopchute in LowenTard. He acted dumb as hell! 3- Seriously, Vikings shouldn't drink like fish and play FPS games, you noobzor. |
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| 2. | creation loving bastard | ||
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someone who loves to go clubbing, get drunk on alkopops and get off with any drunken heifer stupid enough to be up for it. that selfo's a right creation loving bastard
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anonymous
Mar 25, 2003
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| 3. | Ticket Nazi | ||
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Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.
Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"? "Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket". Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!" |
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| 4. | macwhiskeyson | ||
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The product of Irish and English genes, this drunken lout can consume massive quantities of whiskey. Unfortunately, he does not have the survival mechanism of passing out, like the rest of us, and ends up doing something so stupid that he often ends up in jail. Macwhiskeyson got drunk and shagged your mom , dude!
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| 5. | The Jesus | ||
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The legendary and incomprehensibly dumb act of consuming Bacardi 151 and then using tequila as a chaser. The term "The Jesus" derived from an urban legend that a student at UC Irvine named Jesus wanted to get himself and his guy friend really drunk by taking shots of 151 and chasing it with tequila, so they could try the Arabian Goggles on each other with no shame whatsoever. Joe: Yo I'm REALLY horny right now! Let's get really trashed by doing The Jesus and then do the teabag on each other.
SJ: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that's gross you sick bastard! Tequila is soooooooo disgusting! Let's just do the teabag without doing The Jesus! Joe: Ok |
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| 6. | chapated | ||
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To be in such a state of drunkenness, that the person who is "chapated" is uncontrollable, vomits a lot, staggers to and fro, can not think properly, drinks even though he is too drunk to know that he is drunk, and does more stupid things in five minutes than Will Ferrel does in a Will Ferrel movie. This person has an 80% chance of passing out, and has a 50% chance of having alcohol poisoning.
It may also be called: "A state of chapation" See also: drunk Ruben: Dude, you were so chapated last night!
Tony: What the fuck does that mean? Blake: Ha ha! You were chapated, you bloody bastard! Ha ha! Tony: I still don't know what the FUCK IT MEANS! Brent: Well, you should. Brady: Dude, you were so fucking chapated you passed out on the floor! Tony: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS!!! |
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| 7. | skumble | ||
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verb. A portmanteau of the words skate and stumble. Used when someone is trying to skate around drunk, especially on the way home from the bar or from a party. That stupid bastard shouldn't have had that last beer cause he's gonna skumble home and fall on his ass
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