You: Ugh, you stupid Asian!
You: Mr. _____, what is the answer to 4 + 4?
Asian: Ooh; I know!
You: ...well, what is it?!
You: Ugh, no you dumbass; eight! Agh, you're such a stupid Asian.
Asian and You: *laughing*
((There are some more examples, but I'm too lazy...))