| 960. | assoshit | ||
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Euphemism for employee in corporate America, properly spelled associate. Associates prefer to spell and pronounce the term as assoshit as the term is just stupid and really impersonal. The CEO of our company insists on having a quarterly assoshit meeting despite the fact we all find them boring, silly and a total waste of time.
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| 961. | Rake | ||
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An extremely trashy person who usually comes from the south, but can be found throughout America. Usually drive jacked up old toyotas full of rust holes, almost always wear boots despite the time of year, and uusally wear a camoflauge hat. Rakes also usually dip, chew, or smoke and drink excessive amounts of cheap beer and liquor ie. Busch, Pabst, Milwaukees Finest, George Dickel, and Evan Williams. A person can also be considered a rake if they do something extremely stupid multiple times. Also can be referred to as a common, common rake, or common ass rake That guy over there driving that shitty toyota must be a rake.
Randy likes to get so wasted on Evan Williams that he usually looses his boots, he's such a rake. Guy 1: Hey that mother fucker just cut me off Guy 2: Wow what a damn common ass rake |
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| 962. | I heard it's Obama's fault | ||
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The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault. Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama. Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"
Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!" Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault." Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?" Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault." Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom" |
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| 963. | uyoku dantai | ||
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The fake far right movement in Japan run by Koreans pretending to be Japanese. Probably at least partially funded by the Korean government (north or south). Affiliated with the yakuza (also controlled by Korean "zainichi"). Like neoconservative Jews in America, the uyoku dantai Koreans' goal is to undermine the traditional right wing in Japan and make it look a stupid caricature to mainstream Japanese, while at the same time making it serve their own purposes (weakening Japan with immigration, crime, etc.). uyoku dantai yelling in the street: "My name is Kim Chon I mean Satoshi Nakamoto! Long live the Emperor! Tenno Banzai! Annyeonghaseyo!"
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