| 1. | America | ||
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A country situated in the Southern part of North America (that's not South America by the way) that is full of citizens who are convinced that America is the only free country in the world and if you said something bad about the government anywhere else, you would be arrested, tortured, and eventually killed. In reality, there are countries with more freedom than America. Most Americans have not left the USA, therefore, are not certain that other countries exist. Also, the majority of Americans are heavily geographically challenged and are convinced that:
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A. The USA is a continent. B. England is about the size of a paper clip with a population of about 12 who are stuck in the 6th century. C. Haiti, Cuba, and other Carribean Islands are in Asia. D. Canada isn't a real country. E. America is the most technologically advanced nation in the world. F. God should bless America...and no place else. G. All immmigrants are illegal. H. England would be speaking German if America didn't step into WWII. I. Russians are still communist (sometimes contradicted with the question, "whats a communist?"). J. Everybody who is not American hates their country, loves America, and would die to live there. K. The English language originated in America, and the English themselves speak a totally different language. L. There is a language called "American". M. America is the only country with electricty. N. If you are not religious, you should be treated like crap. O. America rules ... |
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| 2. | Fuck America | ||
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A: What people say when they now see Iraq and Afghanistan on TV.
B: What we say when we go pay our taxes C: What Bush probably says behind closed doors and in lavish parties when he gets drunk. D: What Indians would NEVER say to a non-Indian. E: What Beavis and Butthead say when they are caught for doing stuff like shitting and puking and masturbating on freeways and in school and malls Cop: get down on your hands you ugly kids! snowblowing in the public is against American law!
Butthead: FUCK AMERICA! Beavis: yeah.. hehe..Fuck America..shit..fuck..grr..fucking America! |
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| 3. | united states of america | ||
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Great country that is constantly bitched about by stupid europeans, despite the fact that we saved their sorry asses during WWII. Were it not for the USA, europe would be controlled by Nazis, asia by the USSR and oter communist regimes. Fuck all you stupid U.S haters. We shed blood for your sorry ass and this is how you thank us. The United States of America continues to help other countries, despite all the bullshit we get from them
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| 4. | united states of america | ||
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A very large country in North America who consider themselves best in the world. But they are not. All presidents come from rich family because to be president, you need to be rich. If someone criticizes this country, they become angry and say things like "you're just jealous," why the hell would we be jealous of a place where you can't go faster than 55 without being pulled over and everyone solves disputes by waving guns around. They say that they saved the UK's arse (yes "arse" not "ass" ass is a donkey) from invasion in WW2 even though we'd saved our own two years before the US joined when the RAF won the Battle of Britain. They refuse to use the metric system or spell colour properly, full stop (no, not period, that's the blood that comes out a woman every month or so). The US asked us to go to Iraq with them and we did but they thanked us by repeated "friendly" fire. Now they want to pull out and leave us dealing with the mess they created. America think they can push every other country around and most prime ministers obviously agree. If i were prime minister, i'd tell the rich, stupid president a thing or two. For a start, they would have to get their planes the hell out of the UK and our overseas territories!
In conclusion, wouldn't it be great if the government of America collapsed and they could stop being such a hindrance to peace and happiness. "Hey, lets go to the united states of america for our holiday"
"god no, do you want to get shot?" |
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| 5. | gangsta | ||
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1) One who submits to a disorganized crime syndicate. Usually uneducated, poor marksmanship, poor grammar, and poor quality of life.
OR 2) A stupid youth who believes he is in an organized mafia syndicate, who speaks in slang, wears baggy, foolish looking clothing, and demotes his or herself to below the level of George W Bush. 3) A slang word for Gangster. Which is an organized crime syndicate member. The word is now vaguely used for it's original term, and refers to Definition #2. FYI: A gangsta is usually a youth of great stupidity, who thinks highly of his or herself, due to the fact that they listen to (c)rap music, wear baggy clothes, or demote women. Usually seen pretending to be cool, and act tough whenever their social identity is threatened. They have no sense of individuality, and actually believe they are in a mafia. Where as a real Mafia, Cartel, or Organized Crime Syndicate will fuck them up so bad, they will not live to tell a tale about it. Get it in your heads you stupid kids, you are not the Mafia. Other Definitions include: Wangsta: An idiotic Caucasian person who attempts to act "gangsta", and a stereotypical African American Male. Long live Rock and Roll... Gangstas are stupid.
The stupid American Teenager tried to act gangsta, but the real Mafia killed him. |
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| 6. | Real America | ||
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A derogatory term used to describe the lowest common denominator of American society. It implies stupidity, laziness, ignorance, backwardness and/or entitlement attitude.
Originally, this term was coined by a professor at UMASS Amherst and used during a lecture to describe the shock students would receive when they went out into the real world and experienced the abundance of stupidity. Although it mainly is used as a noun which describes a segment of the population, it has since evolved to also describe places or situations. It is usually reserved for stupidity, ignorance, etc. that is noteworthy or extreme. It is generally not used in hyperbole. Superlative form: "Realest of Real America" n. Professor: once you graduate from college, you are entering "real America".
n. shopping at wal-mart? why would i want to go to the domain of real America? n. I was pretty pissed off when "real America" in the Dodge Ram cut me off on the highway. n. Steve: real America is a shitty place to live man! adj. Fred: Why the hell did you gamble at the Western? Didn't you value your life? Jon: It was so real America, I had to see it for myself. |
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| 7. | america | ||
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When in it's plural form, it refers to the continents of North and South America.
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In it's singular form it is a colloquial term for the United States of America. However, people constantly scrutinize Americans for calling themselves American, since there are more "Americans." However, they fail to realize that: 1.) People are proud in their nationality. You will never hear a Mexican say "I'm an American. I live in D.F." Likewise you will never hear a German person say "I'm European." 2.) It is pretty stupid to say "Hi, I'm an United States of American." America is one of the most hated countries in the world. Even though Americans are constantly helping other countries in national disasters and such; and a lot of deformed or seriously injured people travel to America from their countries to go to American hospitals. Yet, in return, Americans get their flags burned and verbally attacked. Also, most anti-Americans have never lived in the United States in their lives, so there is no base to their claims. America is presided over by George W. Bush. Non-Americans assume that since he is our leader, Americans love and accept him. Because of that, Americans are subjected to more meanness. What they fail to realize is that the President has an approval rating of 27-34%; mostly in part because he is the one to blame for the poor state of the American economy, and the failed American education system. He also started two wars, which again, non-Americans assume Americans ... |
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