Stampwanker 

Stampwanker is the person collection stamps for BrewDog's Intergalactic Beer Visa. This activity is also known as stampwankering

The BrewDog bar was filled with stampwankers. Every single stampwanker got their visa stamped. There's a lot of stampwankering going on here.

Stampwanker by SuperBigB March 9, 2019

Stampwanker 

Stampwanker
/stampˈwaŋkə/

noun
Stampwanker -s
Someone who collects BrewDog bar stamps in their Intergalactic beer Visa, to please their Visa Queen.
Someone who goes to great expense to collect BrewDog bar stamps for the sheer pleasure of achieving new badges.
The title of a person that has been awarded with a physical badge (badge knighted by the Visa Queen).

verb
Stampwank -ing -ed
The action of stampwankers while trying to acquire new stamps in their Intergalactic beer VISA.

adjective
Stampwankered

Feeling of exhaustion after a day/night of stampwanking.

Usage of the word:
I'm a stampwanker. I stampwank now and then. I usually meet up with other stampwankers while I'm out stampwanking.
One time I stampwanked in London for a whole day. It left me absolutely stampwankered.
There's a lot of stampwankering going on.

Slang use:
Stampwankation.
Vacation that has been planned around, or to specifically involve, the activity of stampwanking.

Used in a sentence:
Next week I’m going on a stampwankation.

Stampwanker by SuperBigB March 9, 2019

Spumwalker

A person who doesn’t wash their hands after jerking off and acts like everything is normal

I shakes by boss’s hand, but then I realize. He’s a Spumwalker

Spumwalker by VCYD VZZY March 10, 2026