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Stumpled 

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.
"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."
Stumpled by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

stunghole 

A smelly anus, usually unwiped.
Person 1: ewwwww that slaughterhouse smells so bad!
Person 2: like a stunghole?
Person 1: YES a STUNGHOLE!
stunghole by Stungholesniffer June 29, 2022

Stumples 

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."
Stumples by DGFab January 11, 2009
The anus of a male or female that is considered to be less than desirable.
I'm not gay, but if I were, I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near his scumhole.
Scumhole by William J J T October 30, 2010
Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.
"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"
Stumple by keefington January 27, 2009

stumples 

Pimples on an amputees stump.
Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples