stumptown

An ancient nickname for the city of Portland, Oregon. Refers to the stumps which dotted the streets of downtown Portland in the early days after the woods were clearcut for construction of the city.
Also a coffee company based in Portland.

Yo, my car broke down in Stumptown last summer and I haven't seen any social services since then.

stumptown by socklibrarian February 9, 2004

Scumdown 

Refers to the after effects of heavy recreational stimulant use, often involving 3 or more days of social avoidance and self-loathing.

You seen Dave since Friday?
No man, he's on a mad Scumdown.

Scumdown by papaantz November 6, 2010

stumptown

The historical name for Portland, Oregon, a city currently manufacturing a giant laser aimed at Seattle, Washington. Stumptown refers to the many people of Portland who have lost limbs while working on the laser.

Whenever I'm in Stumptown I get laid; whenever I'm in Seattle I get lice.

stumptown by Chazschwab September 6, 2004

Sumdown 

To summarize information down into a shorter sentence.

"We need to clean the house today because it is very dirty ' let me sumdown this for you. House is dirty, so lets clean it."

"The cat has alot of dirt and mud on it 'let me sumdown this for you, the cats dirty."

Sumdown by Just Christine Hunsaker Melton November 21, 2011

Stumponics 

A specific type of jargon used in the city of Portland, Oregon, U.S.A.

Portland, Oregon was nicknamed Stumptown in the mid 19th century, when the city's growth forced land to be cleared quickly to accommodate the growth, but the tree stumps were not immediately removed.

Currently there are 8 subcategories of Stumponics in PDX.

These subcategories pertain to each geographical and by nature social graphical region of the city. The regions divided by the Willamette River which runs South to North and sprawling Burnside Street which runs East to West.

Best shown here: (http://www.urbandrinks.com/happyhour/usa/or/portland)

1. NORTHWEST
2. SOUTHWEST
3. DOWNTOWN
4. PEARL DISTRICT
5. OLD TOWN
6. NORTH PORTLAND
7. NORTHEAST
8. SOUTHEAST

"I had a grip of coffee this morning, it's an everyday thing for me now."

"Yeah, you've been doin' that for days."

These are commonly used forms of the South Eastern Stumponics

Stumponics by Gizmo Punk March 6, 2009

stumpoon 

/stəmp-po͞on/
Act of bending a female over a stump and having intercourse.

"The girlfriend and I went up into the hills to shoot and we got a little frisky so I got some stumpoon."

stumpoon by JBuck November 24, 2013

stumptown stash and beard collective 

The Portland Oregon chapter of Beard Team USA founded by Brian J. Snoderly, Thomas Hughes, & now president Justin Cate.

Stumptown Stash and Beard Collective hosts the 2011 West Coast Beard & Mustache Championships.

stumptown stash and beard collective by Sideshow Psycho Wax May 29, 2011