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4.
The act of fucking someones stump once you have chopped off their head

off the mighty boosh
I chopped his head off and fucked his stump, therefore i did a Stump Fuck
by mypseudonymitsjustme August 15, 2010
 
1.
To engage in sexual intercourse using one's amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.
She said she was down for some kinky shit, so I took off my prosthetic leg and stump fucked her.
 
2.
To have intercourse with an amputee.
I stumpfucked Betty. She has no damn legs.
by Jaime Rutherford April 03, 2007
 
3.
Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.
"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."
by Jeff May 21, 2003
 
6.
A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.
After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.
by Ben Dover October 19, 2004