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A person of short stature and/or has a small penis
by Poisonwinter January 02, 2012
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Stupid Trainee Under Military Protection
This guy is so new to the army, he is still a S.T.U.M.P.
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A short, fat penis, usually under 4 inches high and around 3-6 inches wide.
Dude, that stump cant be fucked, its to fuckin fat.
by John Poo March 17, 2003
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A person who is full of themselves. These people think the whole world revolves around them and dont care about the effects to their actions. These people are also known as yuppies. Stumps are more serious since they are related to a piece of a tree with no life left. Thus meaning these individuals are stupid as a stump.
rich people, bmw drivers, lexus drivers, people in hillsborough,nj, tree stumps
by JDIMAGGIO February 12, 2011
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1. The remains of an uprooted or chopped down tree
2. A person who is a waste of space. Does nothing with their lives and refuses to talk to anyone, instead reading their messages and never replying back, 'cause you know, it's a stump and shit. They sit there all day and succeed in doing nothing but taking up space.
Everyone in this town just acts like a goddamn stump.
by Space Ace 1973 March 06, 2015
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1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
Look, Stump's pulling a stump and playing with his stump!
by Samurai-X October 03, 2003
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to suck some ones penis...
jenilee always has a sore throat cuz she stays suckin stump
by alex rivera July 21, 2006
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