|1.||Saucy Fuck Stump|
After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.
Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!
|2.||stump broke horse|
A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.
Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.
|3.||up the stump|
When a woman is pregnant she is said to be up the stump.
Some one has become pregnant, they are up the stump.
Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). I get orgasms from listening to him. Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. Except there's something about him that makes him unexplainably cute and adorable. I'd like to get in his pants.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
larger than a muffin top and often dotted with cellulite; primarily caused by large consumption of fatty foods and lack of any movement. usually women with a MUFFIN STUMP think that their all that and a bag of funnions.
other side affects are the groping of male friends,
and the unspeakable smell that is excreted from the groin(from the lack of showering). ways to avoid a "molly" are constant insisting that she has an unbelievably large penis, and or a threatening of a punch to the sack.
Leon: Damn!, molly's got the scariest looking MUFFIN STUMP I've ever seen in my f***ing life!
Nevin: I wish she would go get that checked for weasels, i think she ate that rotting dolphin that washed up on shore last month!
James: "its worse than a muffin top, its the lower grotesque part of the muffin that nobody wants!"
Peter: i think she looks pretty hot for a beached whale!
Eric: eh! id poke er'!
|6.||Stump it up|
It has to do with the Only Patrick Martin Stump!!
Singer of Fall Out Boy!!!
You use it when something has lacks creativity, or music , or coolness<3
And it needsss it!!
"This is a sad sack. You look like a bunch of retards humping a doorknob!! You need to Stump it up!"
|7.||dropped the stump|
Sort of like saying "wow he got shut down"
If some one is "dropping the stump" on your fun they are being a kill joy.
Joe ~ "Dang the cops totally dropped the stump on our party last night"
Robert, ~ "Some day I'm going to be a millionaire and own a private Island and......"
Shalequa, ~ "Robert you can't even keep your job at BK"
Robert, ~ "Dang Shalequa, why you gotta be droppin' the stump on my dreams?"