Slutified

When someone takes something that’s conservative and makes it into something slutty. Ie: Clothing

Woah you really just slutified that top there kinda loving it!

Slutified by Ihavesexalot April 29, 2019

stupified 

confused and stupid at the same time

I feel helpless and stupified.

stupified by "B" February 15, 2006

stumpified 

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007

Stratified Shit 

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.

Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.

Stratified Shit by JH & BS January 6, 2009

stupified 

Being overwhelmed by the stupidity of others.

I felt stupified after only 5min of watching the Kardashians.

stupified by Stupified65 June 16, 2012

stupified 

Confused and stupid at the same time. Sometimes involves starring blankly into the abyss.

Alex Wall is always stupified

stupified by Blake R May 14, 2007

sustified 

Justifiably satiated

Johnny ate six large pizza's, after which he was sustified.

sustified by Korchid Sassafrass June 4, 2018