| 1. | Study Balls | ||
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While studying for exams, or after sitting at your desk chair for any extended period of time, a man may notice a strange smell, stemming from his testicles. "Man, my date didn't go so well last night"
"Oh, how come?" "Well, I had been studying all day, and Betty-Sue said she could smell my study balls from across the room" |
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| 2. | Study-drunk | ||
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To study for such a long period of time, and in a intense manner, that you text people stuff that may or may not make sense. A: Are you ok? your texts are really weird.
B: Yeah, I know, I become incoherent when I'm study-drunk. |
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| 3. | pre-study break | ||
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A variable period of time immediately prior to study sessions when college students socialize informally. Such occasions typically include caffeinated beverages. My roommate and I took a much deserved pre-study break before going to the library.
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| 4. | Study Boner | ||
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The inability to study due to decreased blood flow to brain due to excess blood flowing to the penis. Academics often have fantasies of hot females naked thus distorting their trail of thought. Often leads to masturbation which is followed by a productive period of study proceeded by fatigue. "I was just about to start Anatomy when I discovered I had a study boner"
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| 5. | period | ||
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Flawed.
Once a girl reaches puberty, these hormones take over and she starts to have boobs, curves, and becomes more emotional and feminine etc. These hormones also enlarge her hips and uterus. This lining builds up in the uterus and sheds itself every 28 days if she doesn't get knocked up, thus she gets her period. People tell me, "Well we have periods because we're supposed to have babies!" But even if this were true, I read this study that a woman ovulates 400 eggs in her lifetime. Who could actually have 400 kids? Even in the old days when they had like 12 kids and they only lived to be like 60, a woman would still have more periods and pain than she would kids. Now it's the 2000s and nobody has 12 kids anymore, some people don't even like or want kids, but we're still stuck with periods and the average age of menarche is declining due to all the calories and stress. As a result, we've suffered too much from periods: we miss school, lose blood, have cramps, waste money buying "feminine hygiene" products, and basically go through a lot more than the guys do. Periods are flawed.
They were always flawed, even in the ancient days. Too much blood loss and waste. |
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| 6. | punchy | ||
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The act of tiresome delirium or hallucinations immediately following the body's inability to acquire its necessary rest-period. This state is often characterized by loud, obnoxious and generally unintelligible sounds and interjections strung together insensibly, while making markedly strange bodily motions or actions. Often occurs while studying for college's final exams or following activities that keep one awake beyond their normal hours. Rate/duration can be increased by the consumption of copious amounts of energy drinks, caffeine, or other study enhancing substances. I do not claim credit for the creation of this word, however I proudly claim that I am currently under its wicked shadow. The sheer fact that I am entering this definition at this hour, while reading Charlotte Bronte's "Jane Eyre" is attributed to an enlightened and highly evolved state of "punchy."
Ex: "Did you see (insert name) last night in the study lounge? He/she was up at like 3 pounding energy drinks and freaking out. They were talking about their pet unicorn and being loud and unwelcomely touchy. That was me like 3 nights ago." |
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| 7. | swotvac | ||
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A study period immediately before exams typically one week long. This term is mainly used in Commonwealth countries, especially the UK and Australia.
It commonly refers to an acronym for Study While On Term VACation or Study WithOut Teaching VACation. I finish classes on Friday then we have SWOTVAC then exams!!
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