(n.) The alibi of a strikingly handsome individual with superhuman powers that are too insanely many to name. Also referred to as "Incredibly-Awesome
Man". His insignia is the delectable potato.
Note: This is, unfortunately, an extremely rough definition. There is absolutely no way to truly
define Spudman, as his supercoolness exceeds that which can be described by any spoken language. In a few thousand years English
will evolve to include the critical components of his impeccable nature that can be conveyed through
words. Until then, mediocrity shall have to suffice.