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Studman69 

A recurring theme on fark. A poster that points out minor flaws in threads about attractive womaen.

Often accompanied by a photo of a man of subpar looks typing in the quote below in a screenshot of the Fark comments section of an article.
Studman69: "I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard"
Studman69 by curmudge0n April 26, 2011
a person (government agent) who investigates or provides information on narcotics violations.

named after the most famous narc in America "Robert Stutman"
Another bust! Damn stutmans, always gotta ruin the party.
stutman by BasturD May 18, 2006

Stud Man 

Super Hero who has the ability to make women sleep with him when he winks his right eye
Stud man was in a crowded bar, with a wink of his right eye suddenly he was swamped by women wanting a piece of him
Stud Man by StudMan69 August 13, 2009

Studmatic 

Being totally awesome; automatically cool; coolio forever
Fabio: Hey did u see that tricked out hot-rod?

Tim: ya! it was totally studmatic
Studmatic by cuzimkulikedat November 20, 2009

Studbanger 

~Proper Noun:
A man that pretends to not be promiscuous or have a sex addiction when in fact he is a raging nympho.

Can be heterosexual or homosexual. May possibly be carrying STDs.
Woman #1 " Oh my god, he's a studbanger, how disgusting!!"

Woman #2 " I stopped fuckin' the studbanger after he gave me crabs and syphilis"

Guy #1 " DUUUUDE, I gave it to her ass to mouth to skank pitand back to her ass, I'm studbanger of the month!!!
Studbanger by #1 Studbanger February 17, 2010
(n.) The alibi of a strikingly handsome individual with superhuman powers that are too insanely many to name. Also referred to as "Incredibly-Awesome Man". His insignia is the delectable potato.

Note: This is, unfortunately, an extremely rough definition. There is absolutely no way to truly define Spudman, as his supercoolness exceeds that which can be described by any spoken language. In a few thousand years English will evolve to include the critical components of his impeccable nature that can be conveyed through words. Until then, mediocrity shall have to suffice.
With a debonaire disposition, Spudman set out to save the world one daunting physics problem at a time.
Spudman by Tater Tot July 14, 2006