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Quintessential Studdmuffin

Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress them.

Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.
Gertner: Well, Well, Well, 'tis I, the Quintessential Studdmuffin... Joel 'your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way I Star 69 her' Gertner
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Squadmuffin 

A car that is blue.

Originated from eating a blueberry muffin in a car with another person
We are off to go ride in the squadmuffin.
Squadmuffin by K-waffles October 1, 2018

studmuffin 

A rather attractive human of the male variety. Can be described as being 'good enough to eat'.
mmmm.... I can smell freshly baked studmuffin.

I had the best studmuffin last night.
studmuffin by Becmond December 28, 2005

Studmuffin 

Good looking
Zach Risdon is a studmuffin
Studmuffin by noobmaster April 14, 2010

Studd Muffin 

A sexy mofo that's a good guy with a good personality AND good looks; the whole package

Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up
Matt Baker is a studd muffin ;)
Studd Muffin by KrunkBot June 20, 2011

studmuffin 

studmuffin by deb c August 20, 2003

studmuffin 

Although usually used to refer to a very sexy heterosexual male , it can be applied sarcastically to a man who is acting an ass or being a bit dense.
OK studmuffin, how about you go play football outside the house before you break something.
studmuffin by figginell December 30, 2012