Stuckman's Strait

The small amount of oil stuck at the top of the cart that will not go down despite numerous attempts with the blow dryer and sock method

Idiot Homie: Bro Trust I'm finna clear the Stuckman's strait with the lighter method

Lao Tsu type homie: You can try but nothing will happen

Stuckman's Strait by OGRBTHUG826 June 3, 2026

Stickman 

A man who enjoys considerable success with many beautiful women, but crucially, at no cost to his reputation. Thought to have been coined by Sylvester Stallone in reference to Burgess Meredith, and popularised by the actor Michael Rapaport on his I Am Rapaport: Stereo Podcast. Examples of world-class stickmen include Leonardo DiCaprio, Prince, Derek Jeter, Warren Beatty and Wilt Chamberlain.

Prince was a world-class stickman. When we talk about stickmen, he's in the top five. Longevity, quality, quantity, lack of information that got out, but when you saw him he was constantly with a dime-piece. From 79 through the 80s, through the 90s - laying pipe. A renowned Stickman, with stealth. A gold-standard cocksman."

Stickman by VoodooJazzCafe June 14, 2017

Based Stickman 

Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.

"Did you see that guy with a shield over there?" "Yeah, that's Based Stickman, the Alt-Knight."

Based Stickman by Yodaman1219 March 6, 2017

chris stuckmann 

I grew up with this definition

Stuckmann grew up with urban dictionary

chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!

I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!

chris stuckmann by WitchesNsnitches_> September 1, 2022

suckmanship 

1. The opposite of too much awsomeness.
2. An indescribable level of gayness and teribleness.
3. The degree to which one sucks.

When Josh E plays bass, everyone's ears bleed due to his high level of suckmanship.

suckmanship by Taps Kask November 22, 2005

Cindy Struckmann

An insane chemistry teacher who is "allergic" to the smell of sweetness and other amazing body sprays. She also has the most annoying accent and can't say formula correct. She dresses and looks like a manly lumberjack! Skirt natzi at that too!

Cindy Struckmann gets massive headaches when someone sprays something.

Cindy Struckmann by ChemistrySucks! March 24, 2010

stickman 

someone who sticks up for you, someone who has your back in a fight

Some dude was talkin shit, so me and my stickman set him straight.

stickman by layman March 16, 2005