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The result of failing to check for toilet paper before defecating.
::calls someone on the cellphone within close proximity to the bathroom::

Receiver: "Hello?"

Caller: "Hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I forgot to check for one and now I'm stuck on the can."
by Raw Grassfed Goat Milk January 16, 2012
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