| 1. | designer stuble | ||
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reminants of facial hair when you have, creating a dark area around the mouth area. Designer stuble is only fitting on certain men, making them look rough yet attractive. (Apparently)
Not a good look on women. he's tall, dark and handsome, it's his designer stuble!
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| 2. | face sweater | ||
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Several-day facial hair. Not just 5 o'clock shadow, not quite a beard. Guy: "My facial stuble is hot and itchy."
Girl: "Sounds like a sweater, on your face." Guy: "Yea, it IS a face sweater." |
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| 3. | Scruffing | ||
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During sex, when beard stuble irritates the female's skin in special areas. Last night Kelli and I were having sex and my two day old beard lead to severe scruffing around her neck and "other" areas.
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| 4. | Manfoliate | ||
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To use one's stuble as sandpaper against a female's face when close. This often creates feminine irritation and redness on the cheek, neck, forehead and/or chin area. Requirements: 5 o'clock shadow or worse. Amy: "Ugh, John didn't shave the past few days and he totally manfoliated my left cheek."
Jenn: "What a dick!" |
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| 5. | Pecan Warrior | ||
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Once in a hairdressers I asked what the haircut was called with the spiky beckhamesque look, that all commoners now have. Close to Chavs you will see these people walking around in suit jackets, bleached jeans with attached chain, white shoes and white belts. Topman now makes clothes entirely for them. They actually think they look cool but are 1980's throwbacks. See Rod Stewarts hair for comparison. Anyway, the correct name is faux-hawk apparently but it took me several months to find this information out. Somehow I had the word Pecan in my head from what I had believed the hairdresser had said to me. Now when I see these losers I will often laugh amongst close friends pointing at the stupid fucking Pecans. Bleached Jeans
Suit Jacket Beckham Hair 1980's fighter pilot glasses 80's belt T-shirt with writing on it. Designer stuble Walk like a right cunt |
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| 6. | Mister Perkins | ||
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Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.
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| 7. | Wojtek | ||
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1. Roughly four days worth of stuble. " Dude... shave that wojtek already!"
" wow nice Wojtek you got there, having a rough week? |
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