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stubble hump 

The action of sitting on your man's face before his morning shave.
I love a good stubble hump first thing in the morning.
stubble hump by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

Stubble Jumper 

1. Someone from a prairie province or state.
2. A farmer.
3. A red neck or hick

Stubble is the end of a wheat or hay plant after it has been havested. It is usually about 6-12 inches long, sticks vertically out of the ground and is very stiff.
The Saskatchewan Ruffryders are just a bunch of stubble jumpers.
Stubble Jumper by icecoldstare July 24, 2009

stubblebump 

the red, prickly, swollen nodule found on the surface of one's scalp. stubblebumps can be spotted in anime shows; however, they exist in real life, but are often concealed under snug-fitting tophats.
Wendell had to duck at the threshold to prevent from bashing his stubblebump against the doorframe.
stubblebump by bubblestump April 20, 2010

senior stubble

when seniors (specifically in high school) will grow just a little bit of a beard. this is to show off that they are mature enough to grow part of a beard.
kevin: "you gonna shave today?"
andy: "naww, i'm working on my senior stubble."
senior stubble by misssunshine2523 February 25, 2009

cunt-stubble 

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
cunt-stubble by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018

stubble burn 

The removal of female facial skin due to vigerous kissing with a guy with a lot of stubble. Seen by some as a badge of honor, courage, and committment.
After hours of mackin' on that dude at the movies, Berin got herself a little case of stubble burn.
stubble burn by bartlebee October 10, 2005