Dangerous and intellegent individual. Known as "The Baron". Delivers merciless beatings to those who have it coming. On a personal vendetta against the Northside of Dublin. Chastiser pretty boys, chavs and yuppies. Often refers to people as 'shitboxes'.
Stu says: "C'mere you little shitbox or ill shit on your mother." (followed by high pitched laugh)
Small Town Ugliness Syndrome (STUS) is the probability that people living in small towns are unattractive and is caused by a number of things such as inbred children and nuclear testing in the water supply.
"Dude, have you gone to Roswell, NM or Andover, KS?? Everyone has STUS..."