Did I Stutter?! 

What one says when someone doesn’t listen to you or seemingly doesn’t understand what you are saying despite you being clear.

Did I Stutter?!:
Michael: An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?… Stanley, earth to Stanley…
Stanley: Not me.
Michael: Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.
Stanley: No.
Michael: Stanley, we’re havin a little…
Stanley: Leave me alone, dammit.
Michael: We’re havin a little brainstorm session…
Stanley: DID I STUTTER?

Did I Stutter?! by MrScotty September 5, 2022

Darktown strutter

Noun: A member of the negroid race; Afro-American; one of our dusky-hued brothers or sisters; Wooly-haired type; Boot-lipped mammy-jammer; Jungle-bunny; Picaninny; Mau-Mau; Spear-chucker; Jigga-boo; White Man's Burden; Shine; Darkie; Spade; Coon; Nigger, et cetera.

Anthropologist #1:"What is that coming out of the Welfare Office and getting into that Lincoln Town Car?"
Anthropologist #2:"Why, that would be a Darktown strutter."

Darktown strutter by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

stettler 

The act of writing an email to many recipients with the hope that you'll get a response from at least one person. This email is blatantly truthful and can be offensive to one or more of the recipients.

I have made calls, left multiple voicemails and have heard nothing, so I will need to stettler these people to get a response.

stettler by Itis Whatitis #1 May 19, 2017

strumbler 

1. An enormously large cock. Usally of great thickness and length.

2. Also can be used as an adjective, strumbling, which means huge, out of porportion, rippling, etc.

1. Hey, bitch, come suck my strumbler!

2. Geez, I have a strumbling cock!

strumbler by Mr. President May 9, 2005

strettled 

To have accidentally (or deliberately) caused a problem with some system or device.

Question: "Is the database broken?" - Answer: "Sorry, it's been Strettled!"

strettled by dubstar January 22, 2015

Jimmy Struthers

A person who acts like they know everything about body building because they saw it on tv or read it in a magazine and probably does full body workouts too often.

Don't listen to Jimmy Struthers

Jimmy Struthers by dvwinner December 27, 2011

Stutterclick

The accidental clicking of an unintended web link due to a frame shift which can occur during the millisecond between the time you actually click something and the time the click is registered by your device.

Generally occurs when you are rapidly trying reach a web link after you thought a page was done loading but really wasn't. The page looks complete and safe to click, and then it does the Ickey Shuffle on you.

Leads to an unintended opening of an incorrect website which can have many dire consequences - including missing out on concert tickets, annoying pop-ups, and quite possibly your wife thinking you clicked on Ashley Madison when you really didn't mean to. It is widely believed possibly by at least one economist that the next global financial crash and recession will be caused by a Stutterclick.

Quite possibly the most annoying thing about a computer since your dialup access to AOL was interrupted by somebody in the house picking up the phone while you were in the "Married and Flirting" chatroom.

(wife, to husband) ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, I SEE YOU ARE ON ASHLEY MADISON!!
(husband, to wife) I swear, I was trying to check my fantasy football score and I stutterclicked!

(husband, to wife) Honey, what the hell happened to our 401K? Our retirement savings is wiped out!
(wife, to husband, sobbing) Oh my god I'm so sorry, I was just trying to get onto Ashley Madison and I stutterclicked!

Stutterclick by RATTnroll October 31, 2016