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Trumpet Strumpet 

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.
Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016
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flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.
Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

stromanetics 

the act of down playing any importance of pharmacy school examination. most specifically pharmacokinetics.
I asked my professor how I was doing since I failed the last exam. He is clearly an expert in stromanetics, as he assured me "everything will be alright".
stromanetics by pharmstudent2015 November 19, 2013

strumbler 

1. An enormously large cock. Usally of great thickness and length.

2. Also can be used as an adjective, strumbling, which means huge, out of porportion, rippling, etc.
1. Hey, bitch, come suck my strumbler!

2. Geez, I have a strumbling cock!
strumbler by Mr. President May 9, 2005

joe strummer 

it pains me to say that im the first person to write a decent definition for this great man.
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Joe Strummer (born John Grahm Mellor) was/is the vocalist for one of the most important bands in punk rock The Clash. With a leftist political view and a reggae influence, The Clash rose to the top. The Clash broke up in the late 1980's and Strummer went on to a solo career. In 1995 or so, Joe strummer signed onto Hellcat records with a backing band called The Mescaleros, releasing fourl albums before his death on December 22, 2002
Joe strummer was one of the most amazing vocalists of the 80's.
joe strummer by Dalle October 8, 2005

The Saruman 

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"
"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."
The Saruman by thebaboon December 29, 2015