| 78. | Playstation 3 | ||
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A gaming console that can play Blu-Ray, deliver High Definition graphics, detect motion, play online for free, play import games out of the box, be cheaply upgraded to 500 GB of memory, and cure cancer through folding@home.
Will inevitably be the dominant console of the seventh generation, due to a strong catalogue of current games, as well as amazing coming games. Man, I just got my Playstation 3 - its so fucking sweet.
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| 79. | crew | ||
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The elite sport.
Crew is a sport that involves most of the participants pulling on oars that are twelve feetlong and movign them trhough the water to move a racing boat called a shell as quickly as possible. In high school crew, there are two kinds of shells: fours and eights. Fours only have four rowers, each one holding one oar. Eights have the same arrangement but double the number of rowers. The shells themselves are quiet fragile and expensive. Each one easily costing $30,0000 in the low end. New boats are made of carbon fiber, and are unrepairable. The boats themselves are quite narrow, only about two feet wide and had a 2 by 3 foot area of space for the coxswain. The coxswain controls and steers the boat by means of giving commands and using the rudder. The rudder itself is very small and only effective at about racing speeds. It is encased by the skeg which keeps the shell controlable. If your skeg is MIA, you'll know in half a second. Training is intense, an drowers typically are immensely strong, with the average high school varsity being able to bench 130 pounds. Coxswaisn are typically weaker, but some attend the winter conditioning. Crew has diferent sets with its people. The rowers from diferent levels hang out together. The new guys hand with each other, the second years will do the same, and the elder varsity, who are often juniors or seniors hang with each other or some second years. The coxswai also hang separately from the rowers, and are often despised in one way or ... |
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| 80. | Cockney | ||
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The Hitcher from the Mighty Boosh Episode Eight, Season One called "the Hitcher " Episode Four, Season Two called "the Fountain of Youth" Episode Six of the second season called "the Nightmare of Milky Joe" as a coconut and in Season three in an episode called "Eels" where he sings the song about Eels. He also appears in the Mighty Boosh Live DVD from 2006. The Hitcher is an old cockney man with long grey hair, green skin, a large polo mint over his left eye, a top hat and black and red clothing. He is evil, threatening to kill Howard and Vince whenever he meets them, and killing the whole cast in the stage show. His name is Baboo Yagu, but he is almost always referred to as The Hitcher. He is also a proponent of jazz fusion, especially proficient on the bass guitar. The Hitcher has a confused history, he states in The Hitcher that as a child his parents were ashamed of his small thumb (prompting him to seek out the Hornet Shaman). However, in Eels he reveals that Elsie, proprietor of the Pie and Mash Shop, gave him free eels "on account of him being an orphan n' that" Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea I'm the hitcher Let me put you in the picture Creeping in your room in the dead of night With me solo polo vision I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya, I knew the ripper, when he was just a nipper,I taught him how to slice I cut him up a treat. Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) 14 shillings for your melons...oh yeah (Were the piper twins, little Jim and Jackie Piper cutting through the night like a windscreen wiping you away like rain drops dont mess with the boys) Shut your noise! Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yellarins Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat And if you cross us we'll cut ya And you ain't gonna like that... I'm bad juju I use voodoo if I choose to I harness the forces of evil to abuse you With power, a polo, an evil magnet Sucking up your soul And you ain't gonna like that. |
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| 81. | Rongry | ||
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ron⋅gry ron-gree –adjective, -gri⋅er, -gri⋅est. 1. feeling or showing anger or strong resentment for taking hamburger off of one's chest while asleep (usually fol. by at, with, or about): to be rongry at the Jack in the Box drive-thru attendant; to be rongry about the no extra cheese. 2. expressing, caused by, or characterized by ronger or drunken ronger; wrathful:rongry words. 3. (of an object or phenomenon) exhibiting a characteristic or creating a mood associated with ronger or hunger, as by color, sound, force, burgers, goff, wudder, etc.: a rongry sea of french fries; the boom of rongry goff clubs. Ron, don't be Rongry at us, you're the one who fell asleep with the cheeseburger on your chest.
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| 82. | Cassandra | ||
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In classical mythology, a prophetess in Troy during the Trojan War whose predictions, although true, were never believed by those around her. Apollo had given her the gift of prophecy but made it worthless after she refused his amorous advances. The Greeks captured Cassandra after their victory and sacrilegiously removed her from the temple of Athena. As a result, Athena helped cause shipwrecks and enormous loss of life to the Greeks on their return home. HOWEVER, Modern day Cassandras serve a larger purpose than those of earlier days. Modern day Cassandras happen to be a strong force of their own. They are strong-minded, and strong willed. They do speak the truth, often to the dislike of other people (though in most cases, they are right. The truth tends to hurt.) Cassandras usually have a unique look to them. They are not mistaken for another person, and look-alikes are hard to come by because of their distinguishable and beautiful differences. Cassandras also tend to be peace-makers, but, if they are tested 1 too many times, they will, pardon me, jack you up. Cassandras are also out of the box personalities. They tend to stand alone with opinions, of course, unless another Cassandra comes around. Hey did you see Cassandra? Yea, she is unique in the best way.
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| 83. | Soccermom | ||
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Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite. The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game. Soccermoms promote the following philosophies: - winning is not important - soccer is good because it is non violent - no child should feel bad if they did not play well - trophies awarded to every child - removal of keeping score from the game These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well. Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below: - are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry - believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off) - supports PETA (enough said) - supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV) - a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage) The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!" Totally opposite of a Hockeymom Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America. |
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| 84. | glittery hooha | ||
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A woman's netherpart which is so amazing, a guy will do anything she says or needs, rescue her from any travail, no matter how ridiculous, because she has mesmerized him with her GHH. Coined by Lani Diane Rich (author). Quoted from Lani:
And yet… there is a man. We’ll call him… Hero. Hero is handsome, he is strong, and… well, yes, okay, he’s kinda dumb, too, but still he manages to rescue her every single time she’s in trouble… which is approximately twice a show. He stays by her side and loves her through thick and thin. He disentangles her hair from the curling iron. He drops his Very Important Job to rush off and rescue her from the cardboard box on the pier where the Villain left her, warning her NOT TO SAY A WORD lest he do BAD BAD THINGS to her favorite hamster, so she kept quiet, even though the Villain was long gone, and many a passerby had passed her by. The Hero is loyal and loving and doesn’t seem to mind the fact that she is so FREAKIN’ stupid. How can this be?? Well, my friends, it comes down to the power of the Glittery HooHa, or the GHH for short. A woman with an HH as G as this girl merely needs to walk around as glitter falls from her netherparts, leaving a trail for Hero to follow. And once he finds her, it only takes one dip in the GHH to snare him forever, for yea, no matter how many HooHas he might see, never will there be one as Glittery as hers… |
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