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stroller meat 

A hot daddy, often seen in supermarkets, malls, and theme parks. Made all the hotter by displaying the fruit of his loins. Preferably seen in public without the wife/babymomma. That just spoils it.
"Did you see that stroller meat 10 people ahead of us in line for the batman ride?" (Rob F., 1997, Six Flags Great Adventure, Jackson, NJ)
stroller meat by jcirishkid January 12, 2009
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Lance-Strolled 

Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.
F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*

stroller 

an internet troll who is also a stalker, following people's usernames and harassing them wherever they post a comment \ vb. stroll
To get rid of some nasty little stroller, she cancelled her account and opened a new one with a different username.

Scrollers Knee 

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.
"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."
Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

Stolleried 

A most charming and generous chap frequents The Station Pub in Wivenhoe. His favourite pursuit on a Sunday, early evening, is to stroll into the bar and buy the entire pub (especially if it's full of females) Zambuccas. The clientele embraces this largesse with abandon: Zambuccas downed in one, pronto. Often unsuspecting tourists are informed that it is said gent's "birthday" in order to facilitate their willlingness to hurl themselves like Lemmings into their forthcoming total inebriation. As soon as the first round is consumed, said gent buys another round and the clientele chuck the next one down their necks. This continues for several hours until the entire pub is in utter carnage. At which point said gent (also known as The Zambucca Fairy) chuckles to himself , says "goodnight turnips" and leaves. If you are ever in The Station on a Sunday and you manage to make it home without an ambulance, you haven't been properly "Stolleried".
(stollery: noun) (to stollery: verb) (stolleried: past tense)
Stolleried by Numpti May 9, 2013

The Trollers Of Romania 

A terrorist group that long ago rivaled in power with another infamous terrorist group, under the name of ISIS. Since then, The Trollers Of Romania (TTOR/TOR) have long passed ISIS in power and members at the same time. TTOR/TOR has the manpower to rival small countries with a 100% guarantee winning chance (i.e: Vatican City, Naucu, etc.). The current country that the so-called 'New World Order' wants to lay hands upon is Hungary (Hunger+Gay= Hungary) and our heroes are taking their sweet time, as to embarrass them in the process.
The Trollers Of Romania rival in government power with the CCP.
The Trollers Of Romania by TTOR October 30, 2021

Stroller Pussy 

Single unwed mother strolling down the street looking for a baby daddy. Usually a strong clinger and commonly seen on Maury Povic due to their permissive life style, and mass confusion of who said baby daddy is.
clinger, blood sucker, fishy, cottage cheese, vagina, saggers, stroller pussy
Stroller Pussy by johnny2eyes October 15, 2011