quantum spookiness 

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

quantum spookiness by Matt BB October 15, 2003

sarkiness 

a very dry humoured and sarcastic comment - generally delivered by someone who has a lot of style and insight.

I admire her for her sarkiness and spunk! She has really mentored me well and put me in my place with her sarkiness!

sarkiness by charming doll December 18, 2011

sarkiness 

Another spelling of "snarkiness," which refers to the sorts of abusive responses a dumb or poorly considered question or post tends to get in certain forums.

I am prepared so the sarkiness.

sarkiness by the jerky January 4, 2008

Daily strokings 

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.

"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"

Daily strokings by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012

Smokiness 

To be sexy or hot. Gorgeous.

Man, nobody can resist Sarah's smokiness.

Smokiness by Goldie Overlook April 22, 2011

Mutual spookiness 

When after a date, neither person contacts the other. Different than ghosting.

That date didn't go very well man, but I expect there'll be some mutual spookiness and she won't text me.

Mutual spookiness by Apex Grazer December 3, 2022

sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

sporkiness by Tito May 12, 2004