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stragedy 

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.
It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.
stragedy by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007

strokaging 

the act of obsessingly rummaging through The Strokes information on the internet via pictures and videos
Man, last night I was strokaging so bad but I found this really hot picture of Julian making out with Albert hell yeah!
strokaging by heyitsmeeee September 4, 2009

Stragedy 

1. When your strategy fail
2. When your strategy leads to a tragedy or failure
(when you are playing chess with your friends and you just got pwned) Man,I was so close at beating you but my strategy becomes a STRAGEDY.
Stragedy by Vedaxx March 12, 2010

beef stroked 

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.
Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.
beef stroked by -taters- June 21, 2006

stroked out 

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?
stroked out by Cryptina March 15, 2006

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke 

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.
"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."