YOUR MOM!
You were born because your mom is a stripper.
by The Up-do Crew May 25, 2009
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an occupation that involves taking (stripping) one's clothes off for the sexual stimulation of others. most strippers are female.
when a woman is a stripper, the only thing she has to be proud of herself is her body. her mind, her creativity and her emotions ultimately become something of little value and importance. it is depressing to know that some women think that the only thing valueable about themselves is their body and what they can do with it.
by karl July 24, 2004
A girl that guys are dumb enough pay $20 for a 5 minute dry hump. She swoons at his ridiculous pickup lines and laughs at his stupid jokes to make him think he's getting somewhere with her, so he continues to fork out the money in hopes of impressing her to the point that he'll get more than just a case of blue balls and an experience to jack off to before going to bed that night. But after giving her the last of his money, she tells him she'll be right back. After several minutes he realizes she isn't coming back, so he leaves the club disappointed and flat broke, and as he's leaving, he sees her grindin her ass into some other dumb bastard's lap.
Chris Rock didn't do the song for his health, you know. It's a warning: "No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room."
by Insanity76 December 12, 2006
A stupid bitch who got pregnant when she was a teenager by a losser and now gets naked for dollars to support her bastard child
80% of strippers have children
by texasrules September 20, 2008
A woman who seeks to relive her chaotic childhood experience by disrobing and rubbing her snatch on a brass pole in front of men that care for her like her father did.
That stripper kept calling me "daddy" and made me choke her while fucking her in the ass.
by Barut December 08, 2007
Somebody (usually a woman) who uses provocative dance whilst dis-robing to extract money from sad, sex-starves letches.
Stripper: Beautiful, intelligent lady that I saw make $150 dollars in 10 minutes by shaking her naked breats at a patheitc little man. Ha! She wins! He was definitely the one being exploited.
by Mimi Maxamillion February 03, 2006
woman with a hot body that is really dead inside. they give u pleasure without sex and take all ur cash. if u make a move on her, her big black bitches will beat the shit out of you and take all ur money
person 1: hey wanna go see the stripper ? person 2: no thanks, if i go, the black guy will take all my money person 1: OK
by Blassy Boy February 27, 2009
The official occupation of a single mother, or any struggling woman trying to make ends meet
Gloria was seriously in debt, she had no way to pay for her college tuition. She then turned to being a stripper to make some easy cash
by .PiCe.NuSSy. September 09, 2008

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