| 1. | stripper crush | ||
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The condition a man gets when he first sees a woman and knows that he must have her regardless of what it takes or costs, much like the feeling of seeing the hottest stripper and knowing you must get her to grind all over you. This is a temporary condition that can only be rectified by sleeping with the girl. Dude 1: You see that hot girl there by the bar?
Dude 2: Yeah what about her? Dude 1: I've got a total stripper crush on her. I must have her. |
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| 2. | iwac syndrome | ||
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A feeling that every man experiences at some point when faced with a stripper causing them to KNOW that the girl is actually in love with him. Full name: In With A Chance Syndrome Dude, when she took off her bra we had a moment, I thought it was love, turns out it was just IWAC syndrome.
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| 3. | stripper coma | ||
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this is caused by an overdose of stripper attention. When a man passes out from too much attention of strippers and as of consequence, he wakes up with a full erection. Man I woke up with stripper coma!
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| 4. | Stripper Frustration | ||
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When a delusional stripper has yet to commit to the love she feels for a guy that comes into her club frequently, in her frustration she initiates a social boycott of him with all her girlfriends. Rumourous catcalls of "nerd", "weirdo", and "homo" at the unwitting patron usually ensue.
Your mileage may vary. Stripper Frustration leaves you right where you started.
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| 5. | Courtney Love Cobain | ||
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1) Ex-Stripper
2) Controversial character in today's society. 3) Murderer of the king, Kurt Cobain, who delayed the domination of disgusting music, such as rap. 1) Dude...holy crap, that looks like the girl that I gave a dollar bill to, to get her cellulite ass out of my face.
-That's cause it is....it's Courtney Love Cobain. 2) She's attractive when she's not doing drugs...but she always does drugs. 3) Fucking skank murdered Cobain. SHE MURDERED HIM, IN ORDER FOR HIS ALBUMS TO SELL MORE MONEY AFTER HIS DEATH, TO DRAW MORE ATTENTION TOWARDS IT. She murdered him. She murdered the rock era, the grunge era, and now we're stuck with poetry with guns and drugs, aka rap. |
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| 6. | steady whore | ||
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When you go out with a a whore, slut, stripper or prostitue- she's you're "steady whore" Yeah my steady whores gotta strip for money but she's in love with me.
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| 7. | t-pain | ||
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T-Pain is an alright rnb singer... Hot the song I'm in love with a stripper. He isn't like the other rnb singers i mean faggots like Marques Houston, Omarion knamean I liked the Im in love with a stripper joint but t-pain's remix was pure crap featuring r.kelly fuckin' faggot
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