Springtown, Texas

A very small town in Texas outside of Fort Worth. A town so small, that once you get outside of Azle, you slowly watch civilization, and intelligent life disappear. Known for having one red-light, a McDonalds, a Chicken Express, a couple of Mexican Resturaunts and one grocery store. One might actually go as far as to say that if you are driving through Springtown, you may not want to blink as you may actually miss it.

-Dude, did we just drive through Springtown, Texas?
-Yeah, why?
-Cause one minute we were in Azle, I blinked and now we're headed to Weatherford.

Springtown, Texas by Paeapparently July 1, 2009

Strongbowned 

When a person gets hideously drunk off Strongbow & they become owned

. . . aka strongbowned!!

Rhysa: "let's go get some Strongbow"
*drink drink drink*
Beth: "woahh. i'm pretty drunk lass"
Rhysa: "w'heyyyy. STRONGBOWNED lass!"

Strongbowned by Everyone At February 9, 2008

swingtown

Swingtown is a common synonym for pussytown. It is mainly used as a term for sex, mostly among stoners.

Yo bro I'm going to Swingtown tonight!

Hey baby let me take you to Swingtown!

swingtown by 8-ball swinger June 27, 2016

strongtounge 

1. someone who eats alot of vag thus having a strong tongue.

"look there goes that lesbiscuit from woodworking. LULZ, and shes walking with all the other strongtounges too, what a slore!"

strongtounge by littleP00nDiddler May 4, 2010

stringonym 

stringonyms (string + onym) are phrases that look alike when combined together into a single "string" of characters without spaces, separating punctuations or capitalizations, one often being hilariously misread as the other.
"Pen Island" and "Penis Land" are stringonyms, and the real-life website of Pen Island is often misread as PenisLand(dot)Com.
"Experts Exchange" and "Expert Sex Change"
"Speed of Art" and "Speedo Fart"
"Who Represents" and "Whore Presents"
"Psychotherapist" and "Psycho The Rapist"
"Mole Station" and "Molestation"

Stringonyms typically occur in the form of carelessly-written website addresses, hashtags and usernames.

Donald Dil: I just found out that my twitter username @DilDonald is a stringonym of Dildo Nald.

stringonym by KHAYRI R.R. WOULFE 🐺 September 21, 2019

Springtown 

Springtown texas, a small town but yet elligable to read on a map. Springtown has not much features but is a great place for a small home if your looking for one. They may seem like hillbillies but there just like you, doing anything possible to get the job done. The ladies here are either well conservitive and well manored or very openly rude and disrespectful or lost.The gentlemen are worse they have little to no respect for themselves nor the woman. There is a strong fuse of marijuana here but the people who are using it are just trying to get away. There is nothing wrong with that. They are not harvard or Princeton but they do the most. However there is students there willing to work and train hard enough just to leave the enclosed town.

I appreciate what springtown high school has to offer.

Springtown by Eatshit25 May 14, 2018

strongbowned 

when someone becomes rediculously drunk from strongbow and gets owned :)

Helen: lets get some strongbow.
*drinks*
Lewis: Woah im wrecked.
*throws up*
Helen: STRONGBOWNED!

strongbowned by Helen Hedley February 10, 2008