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stingray affliction 

When somebody is always acting tough and talking shit, but when they fight they get the shit kicked out of them.

Also a song by the PHC band Issues, describing said affliction.
"Mike suffers from the stingray affliction. He said he could beat the shit out of Brad, but instead Brad broke 3 of his ribs."

stringy paddle 

n. A Violin.

As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.
Jerri (Amy Sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color Comedy Central series. Kicked out of the Flatpoint High orchestra by Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed Jerri remains behind after class and begins experimenting with the various instruments. Eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, Mr. Noblot (Stephen Colbert) is stunned when Jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. Soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, Mr. Noblot isolates Jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. Distressed by the scratches on Jerri's hands from attempting to groom the family cat, Mr. Noblot brings Jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. With Mr. Noblot's newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and Mr. Jellineck, and the disapproval of Jerri's father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, Jerri decides to give up the "stringy paddle" (her name for the violin) the very night of the Tri-County Music Championship. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
stringy paddle by smudgetool September 17, 2008

corvette stingray 

Probably the absolute best in the American car line up today, which is saying something, considering the fact that 'Merica is the best country in the world. The 'Vette is usually backed by a Small Block Chevy V8, and a 4/6 speed transmission depending on the generation. So far, Chevy's made a Stingray Corvette in every good generation of Corvettes. The newest one being the 2014 C7 Corvette. Look it up. Read about it. Look at it. Worship it. This message brought to you by GM. Good evening, 'Merica.
corvette stingray by BigMac32 January 5, 2014

Stingray 

The most mystic creature of all. Sesh god of the ocean, and destroyer of poon; for fun.
Vick Jones: yo u take the corresponder to class
Looch: sato brother I got stingray tendencies
Stingray by Big Chunder February 1, 2023

Stingrayed 

The female equivalent to a t-bagging.

Where a female squats over an unsuspecting person's face and spreads their legs and vaginal lips/flaps. They then lower themselves right down so the lips/flaps are on both sides of the person's nose. From the unsuspecting person's point of view this may look like a large stingray slowly descending onto their face. Lip size may affect safety, be careful not to block their breathing holes.
Oh damn when he fell asleep Kristine totally stingrayed him!
Stingrayed by Spider-Smurf July 14, 2010

Fuck stingrays 

Related to the incident of Steve irwin dying
Did you know how Steve Irwin died? Yes man, fuck stingrays
Fuck stingrays by Xshawkatt September 9, 2018