stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 15, 2014

string cheese

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW

by hoagly January 16, 2011

string cheese

First of All:

Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.

Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.

String cheese is my kind of cheese!

White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness

Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger

by Ranger Elite March 6, 2006

string cheese

Cheesy vaginal residue left on the string portion of a woman's string thong.

Aw man, look at all that string cheese on your thong!

by Robina Rocks! December 22, 2006

string cheesed

When you creampie someones ass in cold weather.and they sit over your face and push the freezy gel jizz out onto your face resembling string cheeses.

Last night i asked my baby to string cheesed me...and she shit instead!

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

string cheese

When a man ejaculates in/on a girls face and she pulls away from the tip of the penis, occasionally, there is a string of semen from the the mans penis to her bottom lip/chin/eyelid/ear, etc. Thus...string cheese

"You should've seen the nut I busted on that girls face! There was string cheese everywhere!!"

by J.D. February 25, 2004

string cheese

nah u got it all wrong. pollio string cheese, the funnest cheese to eat.

its fun weeee
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by your moms hot August 12, 2004