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1. string quartet
A good violinist, a bad violinist, a failed violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.

In other words: 2 violins, 1 viola, 1 cello.
Our string quartet met for rehearsal today, but all we did was argue about the tempo.