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8. gaged
A body part that has been pierced and stretched out, such as the earlobe.
Wow - dig her gaged ears!
9. shoobert
Some one who is very small
and usually has blonde/purple hair and stretched ears
'whoooa did you see that girl shes such a shoobert'
10. bitch ear
When someone has both of their ears pierced and perhaps stretched as well, one of the ears will be a total cock and keep getting infected, hurting, looking gross, and generally be an annoyance while the other ear will behave itself and heal properly.

So named because not only is the bitch ear being a bitch, it also hurts like a bitch.
"What's wrong with your left ear? It's all swollen!"
"Yeah, that's my bitch ear."

I just had my ears pierced, one healed up, fine but my bitch ear still hurts like a bitch!
11. Dirty Cole
When someone with stretched earlobes, or "gauges", has their ear-hole fingered in a sexual way.
Duuude... that Brittany chick is kinky. she gave me a Dirty Cole the other night.
12. Wet Cole
When someone with stretched ear lobes, or "gauges", has their ear-hole licked in a sexual manner.
That girl has given every little scene kid at our school at Wet Cole. She's probably got ear syphilis.
13. Gankk
The smell emitted from stretched ears.
Shae's gankk was wretched that day because she didn't clean her gauges.
14. Donut Ear
A person with one or more large, stretched piercings, most often in the ear lobe that resembles a donut.

Sometimes referred to as gauges.
Woah, that guy's donut ears are so big I could use it as a cigarette holder!
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