Man Stretch 

Man stretch: A term in which a man pulls up his pants a little higher than anyone is comfortable with and shows off that sexy hairy leg of his and then lunges forward with one leg propped higher over someone (Usually a friend or a family member) and begins to lower himself closer with his ever present package to the victim as seen above. And continues to do so until the victim moves which would cause the man stretch to stop due to fear of being ball tagged by said victim.

Christian: Hey buddy!

Alexander: Hey. What are you doing?

Christian: MAN STRETCH!!!

Alexander: GAHH!! Get that thing away from me! Or so help me you won't have it anymore!

Man Stretch by Rollinthebluecarpet November 25, 2011

Mankal Stretch 

the act (or acts) of placing one's crotch in front of an unsupsecting coworker's face while turned around. The cowork is said to have been "stretched" when they turn around facing the stretch.

You just got Mankal Stretched!
Man I got the Mankal Stretch 3 times today.

Mankal Stretch by TheStretcher January 10, 2012

stretchmark park 

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.

Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.

stretchmark park by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011

Give your face stretchmarks 

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks

Give your face stretchmarks by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019

stretchmaxxing 

As part of lookmaxxing, stretchmaxxing is when you pull your male genitals in the outward direction, by either hand or using a special elastic strap in order to increase it's size.

Disclaimer; this does not work. May result in serious injury.

Jake: "I've been thinking about lookmaxxing lately"

Drake: "bro, i wouldn't reccomend it, jonah tried stretchmaxxing and his thing snapped in two"

stretchmaxxing by Your dad's-dad's dad February 22, 2024

stretchmax

stretching out your penis as far as it can go and spinning it around in a circle. Preferably with a group of friends.

Yo, not again. Kaleb’s stretchmaxing. Kick him out of the function.

stretchmax by stretchmaxer May 23, 2024