| 1. | Stress-blank | ||
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When stress from being put on the spot causes a momentary and inexplicable, lapse of memory, making the victim seem somewhat bumbling and foolish. Possible Future Boss: So Eloise, it says here you have worked at some other law firms, may I ask which ones?
Eloise: umm.. ahh.. I swear I'm not lying... it was a big one... i'm sorry im having a stress-blank! |
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| 2. | Team Killing | ||
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The act of killing a member of your own team (usually in a first person shooter, but i guess it applies in any game, football for example)
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But let's focus on the FPS aspect of teamkilling. We, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases. Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob. As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?" The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question. The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?" No, i keed, i keed. The second most asked q... |
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| 3. | cutter | ||
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Slang term, sometimes degrading, for someone who voluntarily mutilates themselves through slicing, scratching, burning, slapping, biting, etc, because of extreme emotional distress.
Usually they have a mental illness, such as depression or anxiety. They do NOT want attention or pity. It is a way to vent. It is impossible to fully understand until you start it yourself. There are people of all ages and all cliques and all of everything that injure themselves. It has nothing to do with being "emo" or "goth." It has nothing to do with trying to look "depressed" and it has nothing to do with attention. Self-injury is addicting. Self-injury is a mode of relief. It's been proven people suffering from mental illnesses are less likely to commit suicide if they injure themselves. Self-injury is a serious issue that should be delt with seriously. If you can't respect someone just because they injure themselves, you just need to pull your head out of your ass. Please, please, please be understanding and compassionate. It's a sensitive thing. If someone tells you they injure themselves PLEASE be very understanding and just...be there for them. Don't demand them to stop, don't tell them they're stupid, don't ignore them or ditch them, that will make everything worse. I have been scratching myself for as long as I can remember. I have social anxiety disorder/avoidant personality and clinical depression. I can't look people in the eye. I go mute when someone waves and says hello. I can't stand crowds. When I'm around people my mind goes blank or it rushes with scarring thoughts. I feel nauseous. Dizzy. Lightheaded. I tremble. I cry. I feel cold and hot and virtigo and everything seems so loud and bright and I scream in my head for it all to stop. I feel like I'm dying and going insane at the same time, slowly and painfully. I get panic attacks. There is no way I can stand this. I scratch at my face, my uglyugly acne on my forehead and back. And then I scratch my theighs. There is no route for help, and I've searched. There is no one I can talk to who would understand. I dissect everything I do, no matter how silly it is, I can't let anything go. And I hate myself. I hate my anxiety. And the hard part is, is that it is a personality disorder. It's part of who I AM. I don't just have social anxiety, I AM social anxiety. It hurts. It won't stop or go away. The part of me that can't be changed. I've always been like this. When I was two I refused to talk for two years. In kindergarten I was so unused to social situations, I cried over anything and everything, it scarred me for life. I couldn't help it. I was pathetic. I still am. So I injured myself long before I even knew it was all abnormal. And when I did know it was too late, I was too a... more...
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| 4. | love | ||
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Everyone strives for it, we search for it all of our lives, that part of us that says we're worth something. anything, to someone. The affection that shows us we're not alone. We cannot define it, everyone has their own definition for it. And in some way, these definitions connect. Love, we need it to feel complete, whole, worthy of anything in this life. Or maybe you don't need it. The pain it causes, the stress, the anxiety. Maybe you don't want it. Whatever you consider "love," it makes a mess of us. And somehow, in someway, this concept affects us all. Whether we want it or not, love ends up in our lives. I will never fall in love.
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| 5. | Management Drone | ||
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A facsimile of a manager who mindlessly follows orders from upper management regardless of how ridiculous, arbitrary, contradictory, or counterproductive they may be. If an employee attempts to point out the flaws in one of an MD’s painfully short-sighted and dim-witted decisions, an MD will either continuously repeat one of their several pre-programmed phrases until the employee gives up on the argument, or they will respond with only a blank stare that seems to say “error, file not found.” To say that a MD is a puppet is to insult the freethinking and decision-making abilities of a puppet. MD's have absolutely no job-related skills or people skills. They are often seen wandering aimlessly among employees and customers. If asked for help, they will automatically find the nearest employee and make them help the customer so as to appear preoccupied and attempt to conceal their monumental incompetence. Many times MD's will turn to employees for help with things that should in fact be required of management to know. They will also sometimes steal ideas of employees and make them their own usually after telling the employees the ideas were not feasible. They are the source of all miscommunication, stress, failures, and negativity in the workplace, yet are never fired. MD's can be found in nearly every major corporation and, like roaches, will probably never be totally eradicated. Not to be confused with actual (good) managers. more...
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| 6. | r-mack | ||
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- One who holds no real thoughts or opinons
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- See: definition of Chav To truely be an r-mack one must have a strong affinity for WARREN G, BONE THUGS + taking over parties. An r-mack is always accompanied by THE SIDEKICK. The Sidekick is commonly referred to as "R-MACK'S LATEST ACCESSORY". Essentially, the Sidekick's sole purpose is to confirm everything an r-mack says (repeats what an r-mack says and adds a simple, "HA! YEAH!") THE SIDEKICK IS THE 'TAILS' TO AN R-MAC'S 'SONIC. AN r-mack can only display THREE facial expressions: 1. "It smells like crap in here" 2. "I...am...processing...thoughts" 3. "Someone left a roach on the floor!" (this expression is only recognizable to the close observer; the blank look is still intact but the lips curl up .222 mm + the eyes often sparkle) DON'T PANIC: If you find yourself with someone you suspect to be an r-mack, do not panic, we are here to provide you with.. UNDERSTANDING YOUR R-MACK: If an r-mack starts dancing, he is NOT just in the mood for dancing. With this being said, keep a close eye on the intoxicated females (ages 11-19) ALWAYS look out for the ladies/tweens who have been drinking to avoid experiencing unprovoked licentious. (I cannot stress this ENOUGH) IN CONCLUSION: an r-mack does not purposefully piss you off, it just kind of.. happens perhaps it's.. the (lack of) expression on his picassoesque face the way he preys on young or the way he objectifies women his... |
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| 7. | brain-lag | ||
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The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time. Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!
Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!" Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..." {employer leaves cubicle} Employee: "...bastard." |
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