Blaxland high is located in the depths of blaxland. usually consists of intoxicated students lead by groups smoking many narcotics. if you are or will be a student of blaxland high, do expect to see police, fire brigade, ambulance and forensic cars on a regular basis as some may find it more entertaining to call in bomb scares instead of attending classes. students are often found sitting out the front (smoking or consuming alcohol) or at the local Charcoal Chicken shop located across the street.
Expect to see and/or be bullied by the "smokers" from 'down the back', often seen smoking, drinking and occasionally abusing fellow students.
guy: where do u go to school?
girl: blaxland high..
guy: oh k.
tom: i didnt see you in english
bec: yea, i decided to have a few cones down the back
tota: you smell like smoke, I slit your throat
meg: sorry miss, just had a smoke
A depressing little town in England that wouldn't have anyone living in it at all if it wasn't so close to the M25.more...
Nothing new has been built in Caterham for 40+ years. Residents still watch CEEFAX on their black and white TVs and consider the Slinky to be advanced technology.
Caterham is home to chavs, old people, and a line of obnoxious automobiles. On a Saturday night, Caterham residents like to get together and compare their criminal records.
The local shopping parade and high street are really quite something. You can go into every shop there and not one of them will have anything for sale at a fair price (or anything useful for sale at all). You can often hear the shopkeepers having loud conversations about their criminality.
Caterham does have a police station but clearly no police working there, you could probably take a shit right outside and stand there for over an hour with your underwear around your ankles and no one would do anything.
Spiritually speaking, Caterham is one of only 3 towns in the UK where you can go to get your soul revoked. While you're there, why not try the Caterham KFC. They reheat the left over KFC from more popular towns. By the time you eat it in Caterham, your chicken burger has been cooked well over a dozen ...
Portland, P.A. is a very small town near Bangor in north-East Pensylvania. consists of one small main street,wich contains a tatoo parlor,a pet store,a chocolate shop, and not mush else.
the main street is set across from a small walking bridge,that many local teens like to sit on the side of.
one other popular teen hangout is the graveyard on the east side of town. it's quite large,and is set on a steep hill.
possibly because of the graveyard, many ghosts have been sighted and rumored in portland.
Has two churches,one Methodist, one Baptist.
Another place lcal teens liked to hang out at was the small playground,behind the old schoolhouse. However,it was recently re-done, and made "safer", so most of the fun has gone out of that area.
Portland has one of the best volunteer fire departments of any small town in northern P.A., with a quick response time and dedicated firefighters.
All in all, a nice place.
i went to Portland, P.A yesterday. it was nice,but small.
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Occurs in late spring when college students at Penn and Drexel leave unwanted furniture, appliances, etc. on the street after moving out for the summer. Once the students leave, West Philly residents come in and "shop" for new stuff.
Dude, are you going to put your couch in storage over the summer?
Nah, I'm just gonna leave it on the curb for West Philly Christmas.
A Jilly is an ancient creature that eats your soul, Grinds it up with its false fangs then spits it back in your face.more...
When a Jilly approaches you after stuffing it's stench trench with a cocksandwich Turn your head away from it and stay silent until it leaves. If by chance it try's to communicate with you simply nod while your back is facing it and pray the creature moves on to ruin another poor soul. or alternatively feed it bread and hope it dies as it is intolerant to gluten.
A Jilly is easily recognized by its strange appearance:
- Fake bleach blonde hair protruding through its skull ( which over time recedes to reveal an aged scaly scalp ) which is tied back with a cheap pink hair-tie to apply a stretched botox like pull on its face.
- Cheap reject shop hot pink lipstick & "Hooker Blue" Eye shadow applied under the ridge of its brow to create a " work'n da street " look.
- It has silicone implants in its chest which are ever so perky despite the fact the creature looks at least 80+. chest itself appears to be sagging and wrinkled
- It's hands are withered and tan marks appear around the fingers from the previous marriages it has had but inevitably sucked its partner dry of any life and money,
- It has a very strange dress sense often matching its fake fur coat with a florescent blue dress which ends just below its
A native of Lizella, GA. These people are known to be rednecks and drive Studebakers. They make moonshine and spend their days catching catfish at Lake Tobesofkee, mud bogging, and live in single-wides. Most Lizelleans take pride in owning guns and are very religious. These people are a rare breed of rednecks and only the coolest of Lizelleans cruise the frontage road where they hang out at either Hamrick's Barber Shop ot Tom's gas station and store. The lizelleans who are not in poverty are members of the Lizella Country Club, a little pool and baseball field across the street from Dollar General and Ace Hardware.
That kid is so Lizellean he drives a Studebaker. I bet he cruises the frontage road.
1. A medium or place where merchandise is sold in a friendly, familiar environment.
2. Selling merchandise directly in front of your home; a yard sale, i.e. a store on the curb.
3. The storefront window where the best items are displayed; a marketing strategy.
"Wal-Mart is ugly and bland. Let's shop at the Mom and Pop's store down the street. That place has curbature."
"Check it out, they set up a curbature for pick-up trucks."
The store displayed its on-sale products right at the curbature, where everyone walking by will see it!