| 1. | street cred | ||
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Commanding a level of respect in an urban environment due to experience in or knowledge of issues affecting those environments He's been thru it all. His street cred is undeniable.
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| 2. | bourbon street | ||
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Frequented by drunken idiot tourists, local underage kids too young to actually drink or get into any bars, and the crazy guy who hands out the jesus flyers every weekend, lol. a typical initiation into new orleans nightlife includes bourbon street, or at least some part of the french quarter.
a good place to find a 15 year old to have sex with, see some breasts, drink way more than you know you should, get in fights with random people, and pee on things that dont belong to you. a nice OCCASIONAL visit. Ugly Bob: where you goin man?
Booga: im goin out to bourbon street! wanna come? Ugly Bob: nah... fuck that, i just got out of jail from the last time i went |
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| 3. | Raptor Jesus | ||
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Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said: "Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life." I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, "Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?" He answered: "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me." For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus. One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. “Lord?” he spoke, “Is not this idle talk frowned upon by your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; “All voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your ‘idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. “However, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent.
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| 4. | jesus h christ | ||
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Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers. jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness
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| 5. | Jesus piece | ||
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An oversized platinum, gold or silver pendant sometimes encrusted with diamonds and other gems made in the likeness of Jesus. These pendants are worn on a heavy rope style of necklace.
The Jesus piece, and other styles of large pendants worn with rope style jewelry have been a staple of hip hop youth culture for nearly thirty years. Presently, hip hop artists and fans alike use the Jesus piece as a symbol of being "hood" or keepin' it real and being extravagantly wealthy at the same time. The Jesus piece testifies to the fact "you can take the man out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the man." It's like that, and that's the way it is. HUH! After the famous hip hop artist assured an entertainment reporter he was "an ordinary erryday
type-a dude from around the way just keepin it gangsta and keepin it street"; he turned to the cameras to pose for a photo opportunity, holding his 150,000 dollar diamond studded platinum Jesus piece in his right hand and making a sideways peace sign with his left. |
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| 6. | James's Street | ||
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James's Street is an Irish euphemism for Jesus Christ, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also Jakers, Janey Mac. James's Street! Where have you been 'til now?
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| 7. | Jesus Gift | ||
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Street name for male love organ Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!
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