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Sesame Streeted 

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.
Sesame Streeted by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013

Stressed but Blessed 

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.
I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed
Stressed but Blessed by novasmack September 9, 2010

stressed depressed lemon zest 

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

stressed off 

a combination of being stressed out and pissed off, not to be confused with pissed out (dehydrated)
I was going to get off work early today but then my boss made me stay and cover a girl's shift, who called out even though she wasn't sick. I was stressed off.
stressed off by Ms. Moka August 3, 2007

stressed out

Short for "stressed out my mind" when you feel like you can't cope with life. Also when you have more adrenaline, cortisol and caffeine running through your veins than blood.
"I've got hundreds of assignments, no money, my car has broken down, my best friend has disowned me and I've lost my keys. I'm completely stressed out right now"
stressed out by durdledoor May 15, 2014

Hill Streeted 

When big old fat John Boy is walking home from the bar drunk and falls and hits his head on the asphalt of Hill Street.
When Officer Mike found John Boy lying on the curb of Hill Street with blood all over his face, Officer Mike exclaimed, "Damn John Boy, you got Hill Streeted!!"
Hill Streeted by OT-2-B Working March 10, 2010