braun strowman 

The biggest erection in existence

I got a Braun strowman last night.

braun strowman by Deshawn Jaxx August 28, 2017

Strawman 

The strawman or straw man, seems to be the only logical fallacy that most midwits online have ever heard of (except for maybe ad hominem). It does matter how irrelevant it is to the conversation, if the midwit is losing the argument they'll accuse you of using a "strawman". Most of them don't really know the definition. Also known as an "Aunt Sally" in the UK, or a "straw person" if you're woke.

You don't agree with me, so that is a strawman argument.

Strawman by RayBidd March 29, 2022

Strawman 

A purposeful attempt to distort the opponent's argument to make it easier to attack.

Person A: I think driving under the influence of alcohol is bad.

Person 2: Oh so we should ban alcohol?

Person 1: Well that's a strawman and a half......

Strawman by UltimateDoge September 3, 2021

Strawman Of Unusual Size 

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.

“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"

Strawman Of Unusual Size by FTJM October 20, 2022

Stramash 

Scottish term describing a moment of disorder involving several individuals. usually occurring at taxi ranks, q's at the brew office or in the six yard box moments before every goal scored by Glasgow Rangers.

"you missed a stramash of epic proportions when the walaper tried to jump the taxi q and those two boys went bush!"

Stramash by Martin Bell January 9, 2008

Strawmanning

A type of trolling where the Troller attempts to pwn someone by claiming something they said means something totally different to what that actually meant.

Innocent Person: "I think it is important that school children wear school uniforms".

Strawmanning Person: "Hitler believed in people wearing uniforms, are you trying to make all children Nazis?"

Innocent Person: No, that is not at all what I meant!

Strawmanning Person: Ha! I pwned you!

Strawmanning by Netal Beattie November 16, 2011

Strawgasm

When Lani eats a strawberry covered in chocolate sauce and it makes her moan from the awesomeness.

Richard: Here Lani, here's a strawberry
Lani: Why would I want a strawberry?
Richard: No reason, I just wanted to give you a strawberry
Lani: Okay, thanks!
Lani: ooo... oh... OHH OHH oooH OHHHH YEAH!

Richard: Perfect.

Strawgasm.

Strawgasm by Lozlpowzah May 15, 2013